Cast Members of Note- Amy Smart, Tim Chiou, and Dennis Chan.
A hot white chick and her Cantonese husband are in China to meet his parents and go sight-seeing. Unfortunately for them, they just so happen to be sight-seeing during the Day of the Dead celebration, which is the time of year when evil shit walks the Earth killing all of the good and innocent shit.
She is the hot shit. |
"You trust me, I make die!" |
Had I not adjusted the brightness on this picture, it would have been nearly black... and it's still fairly hard to see. |
This movie is pretty interesting and pretty creepy, but it's plagued with characters that do really dumb things, and it boasts some of the worst lighting/camera work in any film that we've seen in forever. That basically sums up Seventh Moon. I'm proud that I made it through the whole thing. (Ghost House Underground is still one of our favorite Genre companies though. No knock on them.) Aside from the poor visuals, the premise was pretty interesting, and Amy Smart was great as the naive wife who turns tough by films end. The creatures themselves were also pretty cool, all pale and milky white, empty eyed and hungry for flesh.
Can she escape? |
If the shaky cam of The Blair Witch Project gave you fits and made you nauseous, this movie will absolutely give you a seizure. Possibly a grand mal. Oh, and many shots in the film are obscured and out of focus, which I get stylistically, but it's way over-done and seriously detracts from the mood of the whole thing.
Why so blurry? |
Sorry Amy Smart, but that little light wont help. |
No.
Good lawd! |
Amy Smart is cute though, shaky or not. |
C-
Seventh Moon is available now on Blu-ray, DVD, and VOD.
Amy Smart is the best thing about this film.
Aww, we hate you too! :)
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