October 19, 2009

Quick Review: iMurders (2008)

Ooh, the evils of Internet sex! So basically, Chat Rooms are evil and make men want to have sex with younger, hotter women, which drives the older, not-hotter wives insane to the point of killing. Really? A "chat room whore" revenge movie?

There is a hell of a lot of acting talent to be found here; Tony Todd, William Forsythe, Gabrielle Anwar, Frank Grillo, Charles Durning, Lando Calrissian... all of them have crazy talent. Too bad they're in such a shit movie.

It honestly felt like everyone who was in this movie appeared as a favor for a friend's kid or something. Lame, generic, and poorly-executed, do yourself a favor and skip iMurders

Since there are so many movies that we verbally abuse after having to endure them (and for good reason), we thought it fair to come up with at least 5 things that were good or decent about the DO NOT WANT'S of the world. We will use pictures to illustrate said things. So here are 5 positive things about iMurders:

William Forsythe is awesome.
Hot Cop.
Tony Todd is THE MAN.
Gabrielle Anwar is a QT.
Miranda Kwok's lesbian scene.
At least this movie has some hot chicks going for it...

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