Recovery was because it stars Kirby Bliss Blanton. That might sound a bit superficial, but it's really not: she's a good actress that has a very likable quality which makes her a perfect final girl for these types of flicks.
And yes, she just so happens to be really, really good looking too. I mean, even her name screams "adorable." No one named Kirby Bliss can be anything but adorable.
Point is, aside from her presence, Recovery didn't do all that much for me. It happens.
|WHICH LEADS TO THIS GUY WEARING A BANDANA ON HIS FACE.|
|YEAH, IT GET WILD ALRIGHT...|
Twists and reveals abound from then on.
|I TOLD YOU NOT TO GOOGLE LEMON PARTY.|
As I said above, I watched this one because of Kirby Bliss Blanton, who is just about as cute as it gets, and her cuteness is pretty much the best part of the movie. Rachel DiPillo is a close 2nd, as she's both a decent actress, and cute as hell. They pretty much made the movie watchable on looks alone.
I know that's not much of a reason to watch a Horror movie, but sadly, everything else about Recovery was middle of the road material: A bunch of dumb kids wander around a creepy old house looking for some girl who stole a new cellphone, instead of calling the Cops like any rational person would do; and a family kidnaps girls to add them to their brood for no other reason than "they're all insane!" It makes for decent Horror fodder, but it sure doesn't make for a very good movie. At least not in this case.
|BUT SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD.|
|IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THERE'S A BASEBALL BAT IN THIS PICTURE.|
|STAY IN THE CLOSET, KIRBY. YOU'RE TOO SCANTILY CLAD TO BE SEEN IN THIS MOVIE.|
You know, like a lot of B-grade Horror flicks did in the 80's.
Wait for it to hit Netflix.
Recovery is available now on VOD.
Kirby Bliss Blanton inspires her middle name in us.