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Showing posts with label Genre- Possession. Show all posts

October 13, 2017

VOD Review: The Crucifixion (2017)

"Based on actual events."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4181782/
(aka Agares Unleashed.)
Release Date: October 6th.
Country: UK.
Rating: R.
Written by: Chad and Carey Hayes.
Directed by: Xavier Gens.
Starring: Sophie Cookson, Corneliu Ulici, Brittany Ashworth, and Matthew Zajac.

Based on real events, The Crucifixion comes from the mind of Xavier Gens, the guy who gave us Frontiere(s) (review HERE) and The Divide (review HERE), so if we have to sit through another exorcism flick, it might as well be one by him. At least we know it'll be stylish.



In the dark heart of Romania, a nun is dead after an exorcism gone wrong, and the priest who performed the rite is in jail for murder. He swears that there was a Demon named Agares inside of the girl, and that as the vessel of God, it was his duty to save her eternal soul. Of course the rational folk of Romania think that he's nuts.

HE LOOKS LEGIT TO US.
Nicole is a spunky young journalist who wants to bring light to the fact that Demons don't exist, and that a young woman is dead because the Church insists of keeping up the charade of God, the Devil, and religion in general. She's a non-believer who lost her mother to cancer a few years back, and she's got no faith to spare.

OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH...
Is Father Demitru a murderer, or a warrior for God? Is there a reason for crucifying someone during an exorcism? Will Nicole get naked for Jesus? Far be it from us to spoil what happens for you here, but suffice it to say that Romania is a creepy place.

AGARES IS MAKING IT RAIN.
The Crucifixion is a gorgeous movie to behold. Not only is Romania a beautiful place, but Xavier Gens has a cinematic eye that makes for some lush, visually unique shots. The Demon Agares is genuinely creepy, and the exorcism scenes were about as well done here as they are in any film of its kind.

As visually pleasing as it is though, this one plays more like a mystery than it does a true Horror flick. It has its moments -The visualization of Agares was downright chilling at times, and its visually stunning in parts- but most of the movie is Sophie Cookson running around, looking vexed, and falling prey to any number of jump scares. She does a great job, don't get me wrong, it would have just been nice to see her get raked through the muck a bit more.

The Crucifixion had its moments, but overall it's a bit of a tame exorcism flick that didn't push the boundaries that we expected of a movie by Xavier Gens. Maybe we need to let go of the gory brilliance that was Frontiere(s), but ever since that movie we've waited for Gens to get back to that level of Horror, and he never really has.

ROMANIAN HEALTHCARE HAS ITS ISSUES.
There's plenty of disturbing imagery throughout this one, like a crotch full of spiders and some messy exorcism viscera, but nothing very gory.

WHY ALWAYS THE EYE?!?
Sophie Cookson takes a bath, has some sex, and her open shirt reveals a bit of flesh.

THE DEMON OF SEXINESS, THAT'S WHAT SHE'S POSSESSED BY.
The Crucifixion is a good movie in general, and it's a decent exorcism flick, it's just not a very horrific one. Sophie Cookson is a compelling heroine, and there are some great ideas at play here, but it just doesn't offer much in the way of dread or graphic terror to satisfy like we wanted it to.

You could do worse for a rental though.

C+

The Crucifixion is available now on VOD.

http://amzn.to/2z5GuYZ

The gorgeous Ladies of The Crucifixion.

March 28, 2017

VOD Review: The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)

"Maybe the best Genre movie that we've seen all year."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3286052/?ref_=nv_sr_1
(aka February.)
Release Date: TBA.
Country: USA.
Rating: R.
Written by: Oz Perkins.
Directed by: Oz Perkins.
Starring: Kiernan Shipka, Emma Roberts, Lucy Boynton, James Remar, and Lauren Holly.

Every year, there's one or two Horror movies that everyone hails as being "transcendent" or "genre changing," or something to that effect. Whatever the tag-line that gets attached to them, movies like It Follows, The Babadook, Cabin in the Woods, You're Next, and We Are Still Here end up being critical darlings, and find themselves on everyone's Must See list.

So far this year, the critical darlings seem to be The Witch, Green Room, and The Invitation. All three are great flicks in their own right, and they each deliver their own brand of chills, but I'm going to throw The Blackcoat's Daughter into that mix and say that it's every bit as good as those other movies. In fact, it very well could be better.

*We originally posted this review of The Blackcoat's Daughter (February) back in the Summer of 2016, and since then, it's been delayed a few times. Now that it's finally available for the world at larget to expereince for themselves, here it is again.

It's hard to talk about The Blackcoat's Daughter (formerly titled February), without ruining it for the uninitiated, so we're going to have to be as vague as possible here.

This is a movie about three girls, two of whom are stranded at their prep school over winter break, and one who is desperately trying to get to the school herself. One of the stranded girls, Kat, fears her parents dead, and withdraws inward to cope; while the other, Rose, is terrified that she might be pregnant, and is even more terrified of how creepy Kat is. As for the girl who is making her way toward Bramford Prep, Joan, well she's obviously been through something traumatic, and yet she stays focused on her goal.

It's also about Satan, who appears as a shadowy, bunny-like figure, intent on possessing one (or more) of the girl's souls.

I know that basically tells you nothing, but that's good. You need to see this one as uninformed as possible. In fact, don't even watch the trailer if you can help it. 

WHO WAS PHONE?
The Blackcoat's Daughter is a slow-burn Supernatural Thriller that took us to places that we didn't expect. I know that sounds generic as hell, and the term slow-burn is used far too often these days to describe slow and boring movies, but this one really had it's own quiet, eerie thing going on, and it left one hell of an impression on us.

The Blackcoat's Daughter is as much about loss as it is anything else, and the way that it handles the subject is superb. The movie twists and turns around its three main characters (who are all related in some obscure way) in quiet fashion, and brings them all together in the end in pretty shocking, and dare we say fresh, way. I'd really love to talk about that ending, and what it meant for the movie as a whole, but it would kill the entire thing, and it would be a shame for you to not experience that build-up and resolution for yourselves.

I guess it's safe to say that loss is the key word here; some of it creepy, all of it tragic.

"NO I HAVEN'T CHECKED THE CHILDREN. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?"
It was interesting how they handled Satan in this movie too (it could have been a plain old Demon, but we got the strong sense that it was Old Scratch himself.) His presence and appearance was all very shadowy and ambiguous, as if he were more of a feeling or ideal than an actual physical being. Oh, he was there at times, but it's as if his presence was a shadow that was always draped across everything and everyone, whether you could see him or not.

This is director Oz Perkins' debut feature behind the camera, and it's about as impressive as a first movie can be. Horror is obviously in his blood (he's the son of Norman Bates himself, Anthony Perkins), and If this is the type of thing that we can expect from him as his career moves forward, which it most certainly will, then we're in for some good times.

I'm not sure who truly stole the show in this one; Kiernan Shipka or Emma Roberts. Both ladies played their tortured parts equally well, and their performances took an already great movie to the next level. Lucy Boynton was on top of her game too, even if her character wasn't quite as prevalent. Even Lauren Holly and James Remar seemed to dig deep for this one, although with James Remar being one of the best character actors ever, that's really no surprise.

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE PLAYING BLOODY MARY!
So was the school used for Satanic Rituals, or was that just a rumor started by the kids? Were the nuns Satan's Whores? Was it all in someone's head? Who was phone?!?

SHE'S COME A LONG WAY SINCE MAD MEN.
What the hell is a Blackcoat, and who in the hell was his daughter?

WAS IT HER?
It might not show up until the end, but when it gets there, the gore is solid.

IT'S ONLY A HAND WOUND. RUN!
No nudity in this one, but Emma Roberts does appear in a towel, if that's your kick.

CREEPY, NOT SEXY.
A teenager in love is a fierce creature. So is Satan.

OH, SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS.
The Blackcoat's Daughter isn't a perfect movie, and it's probably not going to garner as big of an audience as The Witch did earlier this year, but it's an excellent film and one of the best possession flicks that we've ever seen. Very few movies these days stay with us as long (and as powerfully) as did this one, and we can't wait to watch it again to further dissect it. 

This was a near-perfect movie-watching experience for us, and you should absoloutly check it out now that it's finally seen a proper release.

A

The Blackcoat's Daughter is available now on VOD.

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Emma Roberts is fast becoming one of our favorite Scream Queens, pun intended.

November 7, 2016

Theatrical Review: Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

"This is how you make a theatrical Horror movie in 2016."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4361050/
Back in 2014, Blumhouse Productions gave us Ouija (review HERE); a decent supernatural yarn that most people shit on, but that we didn't hate. As bland and formulaic as it was, it got enough things right to keep us entertained.

Two years later, they've given us Ouija: Origin of Evil; a sequel that no one in their right mind wanted. Given the fact that the first movie wasn't stellar, and that the trailer for this prequel made us cringe a little bit, we figured that this new Ouija movie was destined to make our Worst of 2016 list...

But holy shit, it was actually a pretty damned good movie.

Alice Zander is a widowed mother trying to support her two young daughters in 1967, and she does so as a medium who contacts the spirits of the dead to bring their loved ones a sense of closure. Of course it's all a scam (because it ALWAYS is), but it's not like Alice is doing it to bilk people out of money. No, she actually likes giving people the closure they need. So, she's shady, but for a really good reason.

OH, PEOPLE, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN...
Grieving the loss of their father, daughters Lina and Doris help their mom with her business, but wish there was a way to contact his spirit, because they need closure too. When Lina comes across a Ouija board at a party, she convinces mom to start using one in her readings, which she does, but while testing it out, she contacts some creepy spirit that latches onto youngest daughter Doris.

REMEMBER THE RULES FROM THE FIRST MOVIE? WELL, MOM BREAKS #3.
As Alice and Lina begin to realize that Doris is getting creepier and creepier because she's possessed by an evil spirit, they turn to a priest at the girls' school. What he's supposed to do, I don't know, but I can tell you that they all end up in the basement where terrible secrets are uncovered, and where they'll most likely meet their maker.

It's a prequel, you know it doesn't end well.

NOPE, NOT WELL AT ALL.
I personally like the first Ouija movie for what it was, but if I'm being honest, it was a generic flick that wasn't all that great.

Somehow though, the guy who gave us two other movies we really liked -Oculus (review HERE), and Hush (review HERE)- has managed to make craft a solid sequel (prequel, really) to a movie that should have never been given a sequel to begin with. His name is Mike Flanagan, and let me tell you that as much as we've dug his work up until this point, the fact that he could turn a disposable series like Ouija around like this and make it respectable makes us believe that he's the real deal.

The story here is compelling; it's got some genuine emotional beats; its characters are likable and relatable; its scary in the right ways; and even though it falls back on a few typical gags (like that damn stretching mouth thing that has been in 496 Horror movies since 2010), it felt fresh and original. Or at the very least, i wasn't business as usual for a PG-13 Horror flick of this type.

The cast was solid as hell here too. Elizabeth Reaser was great as the mom not only trying to raise her kids all by her lonesome in 1967, but to save them from evil spirits to boot. Annalise Basso (who also starred in Flanagan's Oculus) is a name to watch too, as she played the typical "teen daughter" role in a completely un-annoying way, which is saying something. The real standout here though was young Lulu Wilson, who played the role of the possessed Doris with skill well beyond her years. Honestly, the kid was so good and creepy in this one that we actually want to see Annabelle 2 now, just because she's going to be in it.

YEAH, HOW MANY TIMES DO MOVIES REALLY NEED TO USE THIS SAME GAG?
Why would you ever give a kid a Ouija board?

NOPE. NOT HAPPENING.
Sure. Let's go in the basement of the creepy house to find your missing daughter who is possessed by the ghost of some evil, murderous bastard. That'll end well.

OH, THERE SHE IS.
It's PG-13, so there's barely any blood or gore, but there are some pretty creepy visuals to be had throughout.

THAT LOOKS PAINFUL.
Nope. Not that kind of flick.

MOM WAS A QT THOUGH.
We really liked the opening scene, which established the characters really well, but then there was that scene with the shadow man...

DUDE, SHE'S JUST A KID!
Ouija: Origin of Evil surprised the hell out of us by being a smart, well-made, and actually scary movie. It's better than the first movie, and if they can keep on making them like this, we'd be happy to see this series become a franchise.

This is theatrical, PG-13 Horror done right.

B+

Ouija: Origin of Evil is in theaters now.

I'm pretty sure that none of these ladies will ever use a Ouija board again. Can't blame 'em.