The Resident Evil series exists to showcase
Milla Jovovich kicking the ass of
Zombie hordes, period. As movies, they're mostly kinda silly and there's basically no plot to them, but that's all by design; they've always played like
Video Game levels to me, where you get some info at the start, work your way through a bunch of enemies, face the boss, and then prepare for the next level.
As action flicks, they're aces; it's all overly-choreographed violence and
Zombie/
Monster killing. Like I said though, they're all about
Milla and her ass.. and ass kicking.
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If I were her husband, I'd make 6 sexy action flicks starring her too. (Yes, RE 6 is coming.) |
In the first
RE movie,
Milla had
Michelle Rodriguez to help with the ass kicking, and lucky for us that she was equally as hot. In
RE: Apocalypse,
Sienna Guillory joined the fray, and made for a smoking hot
Jill Valentine.
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I would like to fight her final boss. |
In
RE: Extinction, the 2nd hottest chick of the series finally appeared.
Ali Larter may not have been sporting a whipped-cream bikini in this one, but she still made
Zombie slaughter way sexier.
R&B Singer Ashanti showed up too, doing her thing, and of course there was
Milla.
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Sorry Spencer Locke, you were like 15 back then, so you do not count! |
RE: Afterlife and
RE: Retribution pretty much recycled the
Hotties from the previous
RE flicks, and especially
Retribution, where just about everyone from the series showed up.
Kacey Barnfield and
Li Bingbing were welcome additions to the
Hottie pool though.
There have been a bunch of
Hotties that have kicked some
Zombie ass throughout the
Resident Evil series, and though
Milla might be the leader amongst them, they all deserve some
Fanboy love.
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It always comes back to Milla. Always. |
Fun flicks and hot chicks... what more could we really ask for?
I've been tempted to buy the
Resident Evil Box Set on
Blu-ray for a while now, but knowing that a sixth (and final) movie is coming, I think I'll wait to get them all in one package. Now
that's patience.
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