October 1, 2013

31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Ashlynn Yennie

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You know why this girl is on our list? Well, besides being smoking hot (of course), she spent the better part of two movies either having her face sewn to someone else's butthole, or vice versa. If that doesn't earn a girl a bit of our praise, love, and respect, I'm not sure what does.

Her role, and this movie in general, gives new meaning to the term ass-to-mouth.
Ms. Yennie also has a good sense of humor too, because she showed up in The Human Centipede 2 as herself, and allowed her real life persona to be bound to an even bigger, nastier Human Centipede. She basically broke her own fourth wall, which to us is a pretty amazing thing.

Let's not forget too that she did both of these crazy movies while being mostly naked; it wasn't the sexy and pleasing kind of naked, because there's nothing sexy at all about a Human Centipede, but it just adds to the amount of balls it took for a young girl to take on a movie like this as her first role.

Ashlynn, your agent should be fired for getting you all centipeded in real life.
Ashlynn Yennie isn't just the girl who "ate other people's poop through her friend's butthole and then pooped it out through her own butthole" though, no she's appeared in a bunch of other movies and TV Shows, most notably on HBO's True Blood.
She's also got some romantic comedies and other more "normal" movies on her career horizon, which is great, because we'd like to see her in something that doesn't make us afraid to eat chili for a change. Also, we'd like to see her naked and be able to enjoy it, you know?

I mean, the girl has got a dancers body (because she's a dancer), so she should make hay while the sun shines, and show it off. Only if she wants to, of course. (Just do it.)

Ashlynn Yennie is a sexy, brave-as-hell Actress who has earned her place in Horror History as the hind-section of the Human Centipede. She may not be a household name yet, but she's definitely out there making her acting bones, and looking good while doing it.

We know that she'll never truly desert the genre that gave her her creepy, disgusting, and darkly-humorous start, because she "gets" what Horror Movies can be when done right. For that, we are grateful.

1 comment :

  1. This babe surely is hot. Yes, we need to see her naked in a much more sexier way. I watched both Centipede so far and they started filming part 3. Since I have seen worse, I'm going to watch the 3rd, too.