October 3, 2013

31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Asia Argento

She's the Daughter of Horror Royalty, and she's been doing genre work since she was 9 years old, that's why Asia Argento is one of our Millennium Hotties!

It's also fair to say that her growing from a cute kid into a smoking hot sex goddess has a lot to do with it too, but I mean she's got talent and a great pedigree, so we can't just be superficial about this. She even has a tattoo of a naked Angel on her tummy that disappears below her waistband, which obviously proves that her vagina is some sort of Celestial Being, so there's that too...

Young Natalie Portman?
Aria Asia Maria Vittoria Rossa Argento was born in 1975 to now legendary Horror Director Dario Argento and Actress Daria Nicolodi, the latter of whom was a Horror Hottie in her own right back in the 70's & 80's. Her house was most likely a creepy place to grow up as a child, so she turned to acting at the tender age of 9, and starred in a string of Horror movies that would serve to warp her fragile little mind!

"I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of movies."
She grew up fast and loose; she started smoking and drinking, getting tattoo's and acting all kinds of sassy. It wasn't long before she was all like "I'm gonna get naked in this movie!" and began to show her boobs and butt whenever the mood struck her.

She also developed a penchant for licking things, including her own armpit and dogs.

She does what she wants because she's based, and does not give a fuck what anyone thinks. That's female empowerment right there, folks.

That bitch will lick anything... I mean the dog, people. Geesh.
Don't go pronouncing her name like the Continent or early-80's rock band either; Asia is pronounced Ah-See-Ah. Seriously, she'll punch you in the face if you get it wrong.

When I said she was based, I wasn't kidding; this girl marches to the beat of her own drummer, and if you don't like it, she'll punch you in the face. Again with the face, I know, but that's how she is!

"I tend to be a lazy actress, unless I'm pushed. Most of the time nothing much is required of directors, which is a pity. I've worked with very few directors who've asked of me what I asked of myself."

Who says that and still gets work? Asia Argento, that's who.

She was once asked how she would want to be remembered, and she replied: "As somebody who has done everything, but didn't know how to do anything."

God bless her, man. Just God bless her.

Worst dental exam ever.
She also grew into a pretty good Actress, and remains in high-demand today. She's always got some movie or TV project in the pipeline, and whether they are Horror-oriented or not, they usually tend to push boundaries in one way or another.

In addition to acting, she's written books, scripts, written and directed her own films, has done documantaries on her father and Abel Ferrara, and has even released an album. She does everything, because you only live once so just do it!

She's kinda creepy and intense when she gets into her characters, and not just in Horror movies. In fact, some of her most unsettling roles have been in Indie dramas, if you can believe that. She's no stranger to mainstream work either (xXx), but as Horror fans we can't help but love and celebrate her for her genre work.

With her pedigree, we're pretty sure she doesn't mind that at all.

Like Father like Daughter, only Daughter is way hotter.
Oh, Aria Asia Maria Vittoria Rossa Argento, we've loved you since we were kids, and we're so glad that we have you in our genre lives. Thanks for always being so half-naked and awesome, and never giving the slightest fuck. #Based.

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