Cute, willing to get naked, sassy, cute, and willing to get naked,
Danielle Harris is one of today's truly prolific
Horror Hotties. She's the petite, spunky little girl next door that you just can't help but love. You know the one; she borrows smokes from you all the time, makes out with her girlfriends, sleeps with guys who run
Horror Blogs... plus, she stars in all kinds of
Horror flicks... and is willing to get naked.
So how did it all begin for
Danielle Harris?
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| Well, I'm afraid that it began rather traumatically for her... |
We first met her when she played
Michael Myer's mentally challenged niece in
Halloween 4 & 5. As adorable of a kid as she was, she turned out to be equally as creepy. Determined not to be typecast (at the age of what, 10? lol), she hurriedly left the
Horror scene, not to return for over a decade. In all fairness, doing two
Halloween flicks could have warped her fragile little mind, so that may have played a part in her decision too.
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| Why would a little girl not want to do this anymore? |
When she found herself starring along side
Steven Seagal in one of his shitty movies, she
vowed to get herself some better roles
. Danielle isn't one to be kept down, and it wasn't long before she was starring in such gems as
Don't Touch my Daughter,
TV's Growing Pains, and
Free Willy... alright, those roles weren't much better...
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| ... but they paid one hell of an allowance! |
A bunch of
Roseanne's and
The Last Boy Scout 's later, she found herself starring in another
Horror movie! She played a goth girl in
Urban Legend, and one that had the
Internets... not everyone had the
Internets back in the 90's, you know. She was so
avant-garde.
Then guess what happened? She took
another 10 year break from
Horror movies. *9 years, actually, but close enough.
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| Remember when everyone had one of those big computing machines? |
This time, she returned to the genre with a bang! A naked, naked bang. She starred as
Annie in
Rob Zombie's Halloween remake, and pretty much rocked it. The whole time she was running from, fighting off, or getting stabbed by
Michael Myers, she was
naked. What a brave performance.
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| Hookers. |
The floodgates opened for
Danielle Harris and her
Horror movie career after that, which was something that she had been resisting for more than two decades. Since 2007, she's starred in more that 20
Horror movie and
TV projects, and she even directed her first movie, which is of course, a
Horror flick.
She started in the genre when she was just a kid, made a solid little career for herself doing mainstream work, and finally said "screw it" and came home to roost. Now, she's a
Horror force that can not be stopped! She also grew up hot, which is a big bonus for us.
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| Now, she kills shit like it ain't no thang. |
She's a sexy little powder-keg of
Horror Royalty, and she's carrying the torch for us all.... the torch of nakedness and
Horror. For that, we must salute her.
Her flicks will be part of many
Horror fans movie watching experiences this
Halloween and rightly so.
You know we love her... I cant be mad at her for the Shiver's, the Hallows Eve's or even the Left For Dead's of the world... because for every one of those, she kills it twice as much with the Jaime Lloyd's, the Annie Brackett's and the Mary Beth Dunston's of the world... and for that, we love her... And from what Ive heard, she's gonna grace us with her presence in See No Evil 2 next year and then give us some more Among Friends type pleasures... Keep it up Dany... Keep it up... \m/
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