31 Days of Millennium Hotties- Carla Gugino

Fine, so she hasn't been in a ton of Horror projects; Rise: The Blood Hunter, She Creature, and The Unborn, but let us not forget two key factors here...

1- She's no stranger to genre flicks; Sin City (which was awesome), Watchmen (which I loved, though many others seemed to hate), and Sucker Punch (which was amazing if you put the TV on mute, and just watch the pretty visuals.)

2- She's ridiculously, insanely hot.

So according to my calculations: 3 Horror movies + 3 cool Fanboy geek movies + ridiculously hot= Horror Hottie! (My site, my rules)

If you didn't love her in Sin City, you might just be insane.

Few people know that Carla Gugino came to Earth from some sort of crazy time/space warp. It's a long story, and one that our puny Earth-brains couldn't possibly begin to comprehend, but basically she became too hot for her own planet to handle anymore, and was forced to flee to our world, both for safety's sake and the sake of our enjoyment. The whole thing is really odd considering that her home planet was called Sexyworld. You'd think they'd be able to handle her...

Her super power is sexiness.

She became an actress at a young age, starring in some classic episodes of shows like ALF, Saved by the Bell, and Doogie Howser M.D. Her first step into the world of Horror came when she starred in Son in Law... Pauly Shore was terrifying as "The Weasel", and his cries of "Woooo buddy!" still give me chills to this day. *Quick, random side-note: Carla also has a huge rack.

Believe me, Carla, we know.

She began to show how much she liked girls in her next Horror movie, The Mermaid Chronicles 1: She Creature. Who wouldn't want to kiss a mermaid though? She has also kissed hot girls in Jaded, Rise, and Center of the World... What a brave actress/total freak, both of which we totally support. 

She totally dropped the ball when it came time to kiss Connie Britton in Girls in Trouble, though. Shame on everyone involved in that decision!

Rise: Blood Hunter was her next Horror flick. Hot Vampires drinking blood and having plenty of casual sex... aside from the potential health risks, there isn't much that's hotter, is there? Seriously, slutty Vampires who have lesbian sex are among the finer things in this world, and yes, they really do exist.

She is about to rape Lucy Liu.

The Unborn was decent enough, although Carla had a smaller, supporting role in that one. Still, it was interesting to see her and Gary Oldman take the backseat to Odette Yustman and her scene stealing... wait, why in the hell did they take the backseat to her again? At least Carla looked good in this one, so, meh.

She looks to be in need of a sexorcism. Heh.

So not only is Carla Gugino smoking hot, but she's no stranger to genre work. She seems to revel in taking on roles in Horror and Sci-fi-based projects, all the while starring in all kinds of other mainstream movies and TV shows. She's versatile, folks, and that's why she's always been one of our faves, and likely will be until the day that we die. Or she dies. Whichever comes first.
   

Watch it there, Officer Peeky-Creep!

It is baffling to us that as not-shy as he  is, that in the two movies where she plays Porn Star Elektra Luxx (Women in Trouble, Elektra Luxx), that she was not naked at all. Go figure.