There are basically two kind of
Summer Horror movies: Those set at a
Summer Camp of some sort, and those set on a beach in some tropical locale. Or local locale. The beach is the important part here. They usually involve a vacation of some sort, and lots of partying, and they most definitely involve a bevy of lovely ladies running around in skimpy bikinis, usually while fighting for their lives.
Throughout the
Summer, we're going to be highlighting the
Summer Horror movies that feature the best bikini-clad ladies, because eye candy and terror go hand in hand. Especially in the
Summer.
Plus, we need stuff to watch that feels seasonally appropriate.
You can check out Part 1 right HERE.
There have been four movies in the
Cabin Fever Series, and even if they all weren't the greatest movies, all of them have been filled with some lovely ladies... wearing bikinis of course, because they take place in
Summer!
Below are
Jordan Ladd, from the original movie;
Jillian Murray, from
Patient Zero (review
HERE); and
Gage Golightly, from the sorry remake (review
HERE.)
If you like your
Horror movies with a liberal dose of fun in the sun, then
Piranha 3D (review
HERE) is your ticket. Boats, babes, evil fish eating people as they party on a lake.. this movie is about as "
Summer" as a
Horror flick can get. It's also loaded with plenty of gorgeous girls in bikinis (including pornstars, for some reason), so
boner bonus for all of us.
When it comes to
Mmmelissa George, we always think of
Turistas, where she played a bikini-wearing slut who drank too much and hooked up with random tourists. This is where she took her career to a new level, donning next to nothing to broaden her scope as an actress. We give kudos to her brave career choices, especially those which involve little-to-no clothing.
Same goes for
Olivia Wilde and
Beau Garrett.
Turistas really is a tour-de-force in the scantily-clad department.
The second you hear the title, you already know whether or not you want to see a movie called
Zombeavers (review
HERE.) I mean, either evil beaver puppets eating people's faces is your thing, or it isn't, you know? Throw in some hot girls who run around like they're in an episode of
Naked and Afraid, and it's one hell of a
Guilty Pleasure.
Here are five more
Summer Horror flicks for you to explore to tide you over until we return with
The Girls of Summer Part 3.
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