October 14, 2011

31 Days of Creepy Kids, Day 14: Little Girl Vampire (30 Days of Night, 2007)

Little Girl Vampire
"I'm done playing with this one. You want to play with me now?"

This little Vampire girl came and went with no explanation as to who she was, or what she was doing in the Quickie Mart, eating some guy's neck. If you follow the 30 Days comics, she came with the Vampire tribe, and she doesn't die in the store. If you don't, then she's a bloodsucking anomaly, like the cast of the Jersey Shore; no one knows why they exist, but, there they are, horrifying us all with their behavior.

Whatever her story, she's creepy as fizzuck.

I can understand her wanting to kill people, because that's what feral Vampires do, but what in the hell is with that bear? You DO NOT get to do kids stuff when you're a monster! What, does she sleep with the light on too? The bear, the ribbons in the hair... it just makes her all the more unsettling to behold.

"Oh hai, wanna play wif me?"
"No? We'll just see about that LOL..."
No. No play.

30 Days of Night took some undue crap from a lot of Horror fans, and we're not sure why. It was everything a Vampire flick should be, which above all else, is bloody. The creepy girl (again, only having once scene) was definitely a highlight in this one. There's just something unsettling about an undead child trying to rip the life from your throat with her teeth...


She needs to have a creep-off with that little bitch from Dawn of the Dead (below)... not sure who would win.

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