August 10, 2009

Upcoming Movie Spotlight- Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

"Never before have you heard a plot synopsis as insane as the one that you're about to read..."
Starring- Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Dieter Laser, Akihiro Kitamura, and Andreas Leupold. What's it About- The official synopsis: "Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature…"
Ass-to-mouth is the future of mankind...
The Buzz- Just so were clear about this... A crazy doctor sews people together, ass-to-mouth, to create a human centipede. That's the fucking plot. I'm speechless... yet intrigued.
"Mmrph! Gagurrblorf!"
Gore Factor- Did you read what's written above? I'm not sure that I've ever read a plot synopsis and horrible and insanely unbelievable as this one.
They're making a break for it! Run! Er... Crawl!
Hottie Factor- Are there hot chicks in this movie? Yes. Will the subject matter allow us to see them as "hot?" No. Our Thoughts- What an appalling concept for a movie... and we can't wait for the DVD! This movie just screams Cronenberg and Miike to me, and as horrible as it may sound, I am compelled to seek it out and watch every last minute of it.
Don't give us that look, we're as dumbfounded as you are.


  1. Does look like something cronenberg would of done back in his prime.

  2. Possibly the most perverse and disturbing film ever made.

    From what I have seen and the reaction of the crowd at FrightFest ,this could very well turn into a cult film.

  3. I wish I could have been at Frightfest...