"Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked "Weekend Warriors" paintball team. This is mansville not boytown on a blow-out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for."
It's too goofy to be serious, and too painfully unfunny to be a comedy; whatever
StagKnight is supposed to be, "clumsy fucking mess" seems to sum it up the best.
Have you ever seen a handicapped child slipping down a set of icy stairs? This movie is less funny than that. Fine, that would actually be pretty funny (in a horrible, "I'm going to hell" kind of way), but you get my point. Fart jokes, shit jokes, half-assed
Predator-like FX from the evil
Knight's point of view, poor acting, a ridiculous script, and the worst
BJ scene EVER! "Now get those teeth out, Granny!" WTF?!?!
The two main chicks were hot though. That was at least nice.
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| Yeah. Right. |
Since there are so many movies that we verbally abuse after having to endure them (and for good reason), we thought it fair to come up with at least 5 things that were good or decent about the
DO NOT WANT'S of the world. We will use pictures to illustrate said things. So here are 5 positive things about
MOVIE NAME HERE:
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| Them. |
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| Them again. |
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| Her. |
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| Them, yet again. |
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| And this blow-up doll... because it just didn't give a shit! |
Jocelyn Osorio and
Danielle Mason are in this.
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