August 3, 2009

Upcoming Movie Spoltlight- Black Devil Doll

"If you've ever been angry, black, or a puppet, this movie is for you."
Watch the Trailer
*Warning: The trailers linked above are absolutely not safe for work, and if nudity, racist puppets, foul language or puppet sex offends you, go watch something else (because you're lame.) Starring- A jive ass black puppet, and a bunch of white ho's. What's it about- From the Official Site- "A young, moist, buxom teen vixen finds herself hurled into an odyssey of forbidden sex and unspeakable violence after an innocent evening dabbling in the occult. What started as a simple child's game has now become a fight for her life! What is this evil that she has summoned from beyond? And why does it have a fro? What kind of horrific acts will she be subjected to? And what price will her super-hot, half-nude friends have to pay? But more importantly, how much Caucasian blood will have to be shed to stop....the BLACK DEVIL DOLL?!!"
"Where the white women at, bitch?"
The Buzz- This movie looks crazy awesome in all kinds of ways; it's sick, twisted, sexy, sassy, full of black power, and stars an evil puppet. Think Dolemite meets The Muppets, but with less romance, or if Pinnochio raped Foxy Brown, this movie could have been the result. I don't know what it is, but it looks sick as hell, and needs to be seen by all. Gore Factor- The gore in the trailer looks silly, but I'm sure there's going to be a bunch of it once BDD start taking it to the man!
Looks like he found the white women.
Hottie Factor- This movie has got wall to wall naked white chicks having sex, showering, being ho's... this one delivers the booty. Our Thoughts- This movie is a stroke of genius; sure it's exploitative, low brow, racist, sexist, and all of the other "ist's" that you can think of, but that's what makes it look so damn good. Every time I watch that trailer I laugh like I'm stupid (no comments please), and I can't wait to get my hands on the DVD. It's in limited release around the country now, so check it out if you are able.


  1. I saw Black Devil Doll during it's last NYC theatrical screening (my review)

    The trailer is a masterpiece but the movie doesn't disappoint either.

    It's like the offensive movie we've been waiting for years for.

    Screw Bruno. See some blaxploitation.

  2. I support Blaxploitation since the days of Dolemite and The Mack.

    Good times.

  3. Are these guys completely ripping this off from the creator of Black Devil Doll and the great Quadead Zone? These are two of the greatest low budget ghetto ass horror movies made in the eighties. I find no mention on their website of Chester M. Turner, the man who had the passion to make these crazy ass movies on no budget with his friends and neighbors. If these people give no credit to the man who created this idea they are fucking scumbags. Fuck them for stealing a cool idea and giving no credit. Douchenozzles.

  4. Open your eyes and do some research ya fuck-stick.

    Chester Turner is thanked in interviews, their myspace page, facebook page, IMDB page and several other places on the net and 3 magazine articles I have found including the latest issue of Rue Morgue on the stands now.

    And plus fuck the original, it was a piece of dog shit. Everything about it fell flat from the yammering puppet to the plot itself. Now this new one, it's something special it actually has a sense of humor and runs with it! So yeah, just thought I'd go ahead and throw out there that the original was crap, so who cares if it was ripped off, it needed to be ripped off and made better. Which was done I might add, very nicely indeed.

    This is the American Dream in action

  5. If I were Chester Turner, I'd be thrilled that someone gave my movie a better treatment, especially if they gave me some love and shout out's.

    There was no shady ripping off of anything here, so let's just enjoy an awesome little flick (although the bastards haven't sent me a screener! LOL).