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July 26, 2013

10 Found Footage/POV flicks done right


We've covered 10 Found Footage flicks (in the post below) that we thought dropped the POV ball, so it's only fair that we talk about 10 FF flicks that got it right, right?

If you like the whole "reality" thing in your Horror flicks, then the movies below are where you need to start. Some are fun, some are quietly eerie, and some are just downright panic-inducing, but all of them work on different levels, and to differing degrees.

*To read through our original reviews of these flicks, just click their respective posters.They'll give you a much more specific breakdown of each movie, plus, they're a fun read.

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Blair Witch pretty much started the whole modern day Found Footage trend, which the Paranormal Activity films took to new heights (at least in a Box Office/Successful Franchise kinda way.)

The creepiest of this bunch? That's a tough one. Home Movie is pretty superb at making the skin crawl, but the last 20 minutes or so of Megan is Missing is some of the most harrowing footage we've ever endured. [REC] (and it's superior sequel [REC2])is no slouch in the fright department either, then again neither are Evil Things or The Tunnel.

Lake Mungo packs a totally different type of scare punch than the other films on this list, but it's no less haunting. In its own way, it may be the best of these movies. Like I said, it's really hard to say.

The Troll Hunter is probably our fave here, because it's just so much damned fun and fresh, and along with Monsters, might fell like it's the most "real" of the group. Not as scary, mind you, but tonally realistic.

My advice is to see them all. Read through the reviews, and just pick one, depending on which one sounds like it will fit your mood at the time.

No matter which way you go, the movies on this list will at least expose you to the "good" side of the Found Footage sub-genre, and will give you the adrenaline rush that you seek. Flaws withstanding, they stick to the tropes that they should be sticking to, and they never feel like cheap cheaters, or false.

Really, what more can we ask for?


July 25, 2013

10 Found Footage/POV flicks done wrong

Having just finished watching the new Found Footage Horror flick, Evidence, we decided that we needed to stop and take a measure of the hot new "go-to" sub-genre in Horror.

The idea of Horror going all Cinema Verite' began way back in the 1980 with Cannibal Holocaust, but it wasn't until a little flick called The Blair Witch Project came along that everything changed. BWP proved that you don't need millions of dollars to make an effective movie, although to be fair, it was a fresh new idea for a Horror flick at the time, and that's part of why it became so mega huge. I wonder how it would play if it were released today.

Since BWP, there have been an ever growing number of Found Footage flicks that have tried to capture that same magic, and in recent years, it seems as if they're multiplying like Tribbles.

Most of them are not very good.

Below we have 10 examples of Hand Held/POV/Found Footage/Cinema Verite Horror flicks that we've watched, reviewed, and pretty much hated. *Click the posters to check each film's original review.

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So what makes for a bad Found Footage movie, Horror or otherwise?

Well, for a FF/POV flick to work, the audience needs to buy into the story, get sucked into it's creepy atmosphere, relate to and care about the characters on some level, and the ride has to be thrilling and effective. Same goes for any type of movie, really, but with FF, the ante is upped in those departments. Oh, and if it ends for shit, it kills anything good that may have come before, so that's important too. 

-First and foremost, is believability. If you're going to sell us on the idea that your film is a real document of real horrific events, can you at least try to include some realism in there somewhere? With films like this, you have to be able to suck your audience in, and make them believe that what they're seeing is, or at least could be, real.

In this sub-genre, every premise is basically the same; a small group of friends heads out to some remote place or abandoned location to either party, or investigate something, and are never seen again. Fine, that's kinda the point, but can you at least give us something a little bit different in the set up department? Take The Troll Hunter for example; the filmmakers took what should have been a ridiculous story (by title alone), and made it feel real, because they took the time to construct a believable plot structure. Not once did I think, "this is ridiculous," and that's why that movie worked.

-Characters are important too. If you can't make your characters likable (or at the very least, tolerable) within the first ten minutes of the movie, what happens to them from there on out ceases to matter. Too many characters in FF/POV flciks (and Horror in general) are such completely moronic assholes, that it distracts us from the point of the film itself. Take the recent V/H/S/2 for example; in the last segment titled "Slumber Party Alien Abduction", the kids are so obnoxious and hateable, that we no longer cared what happened to any of them. Tension comes from identifying and caring, and at the point where you start rooting for the evil forces to kill the protagonists, a movie anchored in supposed reality loses its point for existing.

Which brings us to...

-The fact that these characters, who are thrust into truly horrifying and potential deadly circumstances, have the presence of mind to film everything that happens to and around them. Why are they still recording? Aside from the movie depending on it, why are these everyday "real" people recording every step they take during such traumatic and chaotic events? Use the camera for light, use it as a weapon, or drop it, but to try and sell me on the idea that the average person would film things movie-style under those circumstances is nothing more than a cheap cop out.

-Shaky Cam is rarely a fun thing to endure. Bouncing, frenetic, back and forth camera movements may fit in with the "reality" of a movie, but too much of it can be jarring. I really think that one big reason for the success of the Paranormal Activity films is that the camera is stationary, thus making things not only less vomit-inducing, but far more plausible. Over-use of Shaky Cam absolutely killed Seventh Moon for us, which otherwise was a pretty cool little movie.

-Nothing kills a film quicker than a shitty ending. Stop with the crazy twists, the jump scare/cut to black thing, and by all means do not have your ending negate the previous 90 minutes of your film. You know how to end a Found Footage flick effectively? Shit just cuts off, that''s how. If you don't have a wrap segment in which someone finds or is viewing the FF, then it's absolutely logical that at some point, whatever someone is recording is just going to stop abruptly.

Most FF flicks are made on the cheap by newer filmmakers and amateur casts, so you go into them expecting a certain lack of quality or finesse. A solid, believable story with relateable characters and an effective atmosphere can makes things like bad acting and limited budget a non-issue though.

With a little more care, some of these bad examples of the Found Footage sub-genre could easily become good ones, or at the very least, tolerable ones.

So there is a quick rundown of the problems that we find in a lot of Found Footage flicks, and 10 examples of movies that just plain get it wrong.

Next, we'll give you 10 examples of FF flicks that get it right, so see you in a bit...


December 9, 2011

Suspiria and American Psycho are next to be remade...

An Evil Dead remake with no Ash and Devil Coby on rewrite duties is bad enough news for horror fans, but after throwing Suspiria and American Psycho's hats into the remake ring, this shit just has to stop. We understand that Hollywood doesn't care about much other than turning a profit, and that horror is pretty much the bastard son of Tinsel Town, but enough is enough. If you're all out of ideas, which Hollywood clearly is, you remake shitty or sub par movies, not classics. Piranha was a great idea for a remake, and it was bloody, unapologetic fun. The Crazies made for a great update. Others like Dawn of the Dead, TCM, and The Hills Have Eyes all turned out pretty good, whether they needed to be remade or not. Most horror remakes, however, tend to suck. Not just because they are "remakes", but because they are inferior versions of already good movies. I'm not going to list them. You already know which ones suck. If the "new generation" can't relate to a movie like American Psycho, which was made not even 12 years ago, then fuck them. American Psycho took a book that was basically impossible to film, and gave us a modern day horror masterpiece. Christian Bale was dead solid perfect as Patrick Bateman. He got what the book was about. So did the director. It will not get any better. There's no new spin you can put on it. So why do it? Especially since it's going to be a film with a "very small budget?" According to Lionsgate, the remake will be “a down and dirty new version that imagines how yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman would fare in New York today.” Great. So What, Twitter and smart phones will figure prominently?
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Suspiria is a far older movie, but it's such a unique movie in so many ways, that the thought of a remake baffles us. Some will argue that the movie sucked, and it could use a newer, better version. I can't fathom how it can be made better or more effective. The movie had its flaws, but that was part of what made Giallo and Italian horror films of the 70's so great; a lot of the time they felt confused, had silly dialogue, implausible plots, "WTF!" inducing endings... but it wasn't about coherence or polish. That's not what made them great. Atmosphere, striking visuals paired with haunting and seemingly perfect music, sex and blood... that's why Italy shined so brightly in the genre. They understood nuance. They also like graphic violence. It was like morbid art. What can these remakes possibly offer horror fans? Black Swan with more gore? Patrick Batemean blogging about the subtle nuance of the Black Eyed Peas while beating a cat to death with his iPhone? Good luck assholes. With so many great horror movies out there that never get a proper chance to shine... oh wait a minute... most of those are from Europe, Asia, and every other part of the world that isn't Hollywood. I see. If you can't beat em, just remake stuff. This is exactly why we focus our attention on movie like I Saw the Devil, Troll Hunter, Megan is Missing, Stake Land, The Tunnel, The Shrine, Tucker & Dale vs Evil, Wake Wood... love them or hate them, these are all great horror flicks that deserve an audience. They all saw release this year, and sadly, most people will not even know they exist. The horror genre has to be about more than Final Destination 9, Saw 23, and countless remakes that serve little purpose other than to sucker people into theaters. Fans deserve better.

October 3, 2011

Random Creepy Kid of the Day- Lilith (Supernatural/TV)

Lilith is a Demon from the TV Show Supernatural, who had a penchant for possessing young girls... because it makes things more twisted like that.

She came in different incarnations, but it was always the kid Lilith's that were the creepiest.

July 20, 2011

Horror Hotties: We would go to Zellwood with Sara Jean Underwood any day...

We're not sure what this movie is actually about -it's billed as a zombie movie, but from the trailer, it looks more like a backwoods stalk-and-slash- but the important thing to note here is that it stars Playboy Playmate/G4 Sexpot, Sara Underwood.

Two young couples take one last relaxing trip to the country before moving to different cities. One final weekend getaway with good friends. Secrets revealed around the campfire bring out vengeful jealousies as the weekend takes a deadly and unexpected twist with an airboat captain and his two daughters caught in the middle.

Whatever. We'll see this for Sara, and that is the only reason.

July 14, 2011

Let's Play a game, shall we? It's called "Which one is worse?"

This is going to be fun. Were going to play a game of "Which One is Worse." By worse, we mean which one makes you rage the most, as an astute Horror fan. Ready? Okay, let's start!

#1- It's been confirmed that not only will a Campbell-less Evil Dead remake be hitting theaters sometime in 2012, but it's being scripted by... Diablo Cody Devil Coby. There's so many things wrong with that previous sentence that I hardly know where to start How about nobody can play Ash, unless his name is Bruce Campbell? That's the big one I think. Of course the mere fact that the movie is being remade is painful enough in its own right. And without Raimi directing? Blasphemy, every last word of it.
I imagine it might look a lot like this...

The piece de resistance though, is that Devil Coby is re-writing the script? Go fuck yourself, Hollywood. Juno was an overrated and contrived mess and Jennifer's Body was absolutely painful. There's also a reason her show was cancelled by Showtime too... it sucked, and people didn't care to watch it. The thought of Evil Dead in Coby's hands, rife with pretentious, pseudo-hip modern day valley girl dialogue is THE LAST thing we need. Maybe Ash can go get a manni- pedi and buff his situation... I'm sure in Coby's Horror world, he will.
  #2- This one may be less infuriating, but I don't know. Not only is it another in a long line of shitty (and I mean shitty) sequels to one of the best werewolf movies of all time, The Howling, but it's being "reborn" to fit the mold of Twilight. Woo! Here's the trailer for The Howling Reborn.


Once again Hollywood panders to the lowest common denominator of fandom, and shits on one of its benchmarks. Kids deserve to have their sweet, fluffy little spooky movies too, but don't call it The Howling. Maybe call it Furry Angst, or OMG, I Love You but You're Like, a Werewolf! I'm sure at some point during the movie, there will be a shirtless scene involving teen boys. Aren't you lucky, girls? You too, gay guys. At least someone might get something out of this. So, which one makes you seethe the most? Our answer? Yes.