Sub-Genre- Crap
In Attendance- Me... and that was one too many.
Cast Members of Note- Angela Bettis in a cameo? What was she thinking?!?
The first shot of this movie is a lingering view of a naked chick and her boobs... and for the next two minutes she rubs herself and acts like a slut, even going so far as to rub her "kitty" and say "It's laced with razor blades and It'll tear your dirty little cock apart!" Pure Cinematic Genius.
We follow that scene with a retarded guy who is dressed like Prince (shambling around like he just did a pound of crack, then hit himself in the face with a heavy pan 20 or 30 times), molesting some slut who is really a Witch... I think.
Even though a 4 girl lesbian orgy ensues, I won't even bother to discuss this movie any more.
What is he even doing? |
Everything else.
Everything else. It's really that bad. This movie was either a joke, or somebody was being mean.
Just stop. |
That's all this movie really is: hot, naked chicks that have sex with each other... including a 3 minute long lesbian sex orgy!
Not even that could save this movie. |
Not one single thing.
Whatever. |
What a god awful mess. It's full of hot chicks though, so, there's that.
Sounds good, I'm off to buy a copy!
ReplyDeleteI will avoid this one as well... thanks for the warning!
ReplyDeleteI believe the normal formula for gracious amounts of nudity and sex of any kind in a horror movie, is that is HAS TO BE followed by mad violence and gore.
ReplyDeleteThis movie piled up on the first but didn't really deliver too good on the other for me.