She may not have a ton of genre work under her chastity belt yet, but March's Horror Hottie is poised to make Fanboys everywhere drool in their popcorn, this summer and beyond. (*Note, some Fanboys prefer other snacks to popcorn. We don't like to stereotype.)
*Note: This was one of the posts that got lost in what we're calling "The great Blogger new-interface scandal of 2012." We had to redo a bunch of posts from scratch, and so here's one of them.
With the release of ATM, horror fans finally got to call this dirty British bird their own. When we heard that Alice Eve was going to star in ATM, we were truly geeked, mainly because the idea of watching her do some hot ass-to-mouth action for 90 minutes on screen was fantastically brilliant. When we learned that the title ATM had nothing to do with ass-to-mouth, our elation turned to dismay. As sad as that news was to us, we got over the fact that ATM referred to a frigging money machine, and decided it was still nice to see her in one of our movies.
|Too bad the ATM in this movie wouldn't allow you do withdraw a decent script.|
|Above: The Master blocks our view of Alice's nipple. Below: Ray Liotta is a lucky, lucky man.|
|"Once upon a midnight dreary, John Cusack had a boner in this scene."|
|In this scene from AMC's Mad Men, Betty and Don Draper look on in astonishment as something 1960's-ish happens.|
|Stop acting hun, and just let your tits emote... they'll tell the story. Trust them.|
I Guess we'll see what happens.