Cast Members of Note- The hotness of Jill Wagner, the girl from the Mercury commercials.
Hottie (Jill Wagner) and her geek boyfriend get carjacked after hitting a mutant porcupine, and all hell breaks loose. Soon enough, they are forced to hole up in a gas station for their very survival... Thankfully for everyone involved, the geek boyfriend has a PHD in Biology or Botany or something, and is able to determine that the porcupine thing is both "strange" and not quite "normal."
|Yeah, that's obviously not normal.|
|Sure it looked cute, but look what it did to you!|
|Where does that little prick think it's going? *Ha, I did it!|
Splinter is a really solid effort that managed to give us some creepy atmosphere and some intense moments, complimented by some pretty crazy gore effects... And let us not forget the underrated hotness of Jill Wagner, who can actually act too.
Nice job here, Toby Wilkins.
|Call me, Jill. That's not a request... do it now!|
|This picture does not make me want to eat a Snickers Ice Cream Bar.|
|Now this is how it's done.|
|Next time, be sure to show us those creatures under your shirt, alright?|
|Also, we love the hell out of Jill Wagner.|
Splinter is available now on Blu-ray, DVD, and VOD.
Jill Wanger is adorable! Also, HOT!