September 14, 2009

Quick Review: Smash Cut (2009)
After his latest film is met with horrible reviews, Able Whitman sets out to prove the critics wrong by finding inspiration in his cast and crew. Sometimes great art requires great sacrifice- and the director always gets final cut!

This movie was a farce, and I hate goofy movies that don't understand what humor or levity is, or how to bring it to the screen in the right way. I refuse to believe that this was the best effort that the filmmakers have in them, and if it was, then maybe making movies isn't their thing.

To think that this was the great David Hess' final film before his death makes us extra sad.

Also, Sasha Grey should really stick to drinking her own piss and doing double-anal in porn, because at least she's good at that. She might as well if she keeps on picking mainstream roles like this... This movie was just a mess.

Michael Berryman, what are you doing?
Since there are so many movies that we verbally abuse after having to endure them (and for good reason), we thought it fair to come up with at least 5 things that were good or decent about the DO NOT WANT'S of the world. We will use pictures to illustrate said things. So here are 5 positive things about MOVIE NAME HERE:

We like David Hess... too bad this was his last film.
Sasha Grey is a QT.
So is she.
Nice Nurse's outfit?
Her acting? *No. Not that.

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