Cast Members of Note- Scout Taylor-Compton, Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, Daeg Faerch, Sheri Moon Zombie, Danielle Harris, Kristina Klebe and Hanna Hall.
is a little blond Danish kid who enjoys torturing animals, taking pictures of their carcasses, and carrying them around in a sack with him. His Mom thinks it's what normal kids do, and since their entire family is nothing more than stereotypical whiskey-tango trash, maybe she's right.
|I think we all know what happens from here on out.|
Where the original was more subtle, atmospheric and terrifying, this version is more violent, chaotic and tension filled. Daeg Faerch is a great little Michael, and Tyler Mane is equally as good as the grown-up version, but the original Loomis and Laurie just can't be touched, though it's no fault of Malcolm McDowell or Scouty Compton. With Linda, it's pretty much a tie, because I dig Kristina Klebe.
|Don't you kill my boo!|
|Also, why did you kill my boo!|
|This is the face of white trash?|
|Her, you can kill.|
|If you look closely, you can see the haunting image of Kristina's ass. And a ghost.|
Parents are to blame for their kids turning out like shit. Also, If you have sex, you're going to be stabbed to death.
|OMG! Orbs are real! Or not.|
Halloween is available now on Blu-ray, DVD, and VOD.
I love you, Kristina Klebe. Danielle, Scouty, and Hannah, you're hot too, but I love you too, but only as friends.
|This is like a trifecta of hot ass.|