April 27, 2016

Horror Hotties: The Women of Autralian Horror!

I'm not sure what's in the water down there, but Australia has given us some gorgeous actresses over the years, and lucky for us, a lot of them have starred in a Horror movie or two during their careers.

The bottom line is that we're total suckers for an Aussie accent around here.

The women featured below are only a small sampling of what Australian Cinema has to offer in the way of beauty, so don't take this as a definitive list or anything. This is just a quick tribute meant to give some well-earned attention to both the ladies and the films that they starred in, and you should definitely make it a point to check them out.

  • We've listed them A-Z, so as to avoid any sort of ranking scandal.

Also, be sure to check out our Best of... Aussie Horror! post HERE

Notable Roles: Fear the Walking Dead, The Devil's Hand, Friend Request.

We may hate her character on Fear the Walking Dead, but we're not mad at Alycia Debnam-Carey's face or body. She's an up-and-comer for sure.

Notable Roles: Acolytes, Pride + Prejudice + Zombies, The Neon Demon.

Ah, Bella Heathcote. Those eyes, those lips, that face... she's another up-and-comer who we're surely going to see big things from. Can't wait to see her "acting" in 50 Shades Darker. *We'll be fast-forwarding to the good parts.

Notable Roles: LOST, The Hills Have Eyes, Santa's Slay.

She's Claire from LOST, so we'll always love Emilie de Ravin, but we also love her for playing the hot little sister in The Hills Have Eyes remake.

Notable Roles: The Pool, Burke & Hare, Visions.

Isla Fisher is our favorite Aussie actress who was born to Scottish parents in the Middle East. *She's smoking hot, that's the lesson here.

Notable Roles: 30 Days of Night, Turistas, A Lonely Place to Die.

If you don't like awesome boobs, pouty pillow-lips, hot Australian accents, chicks that like to kiss other chicks, awesome boobs, or Horror flicks, then you wont like Mmmelissa George! (For the record, I like all of those things except for the lesbian bit... that's just too chauvinistic and exploitative towards women.)

Mmmelissa George has been one of our favorite Horror Hotties from day one, and she stars in enough Genre projects to make her a bonafide modern day Scream Queen of sorts.

Notable Roles: The Ring, The Ring 2, Shut-In.

Sure, her first Horror flick may have been a shitty Children of the Corn sequel, but Naomi Watts bounced back nicely with The Ring, and she managed to look sexy though it all, so no harm, no foul.

Notable Roles: Pitch Black, Silent Hill, Rogue.

Pitch Black is one of our all-time favorite flicks, and the fact that we love hot chicks who kick ass is part of the reason why. Radha Mitchell is one sexy little ass-kicker. That is all.

Notable Roles: The Loved Ones, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Backtrack.

The Loved Ones is really the only Horror flick that stars Robin McLeavy that we care about, because it's so good and twisted, and her sexy ass made it work as well as it did. She's also awesome on AMC's Hell on Wheels.

Notable Roles: The Hills Run Red, Life Blood.

Sophie Monk has some amazing ____& ____ (Lips? Eyes? Boobs? You fill in the blanks.) 

*My answer is acting talents... Sophie Monk has some amazing acting talents. Big, wonderful, acting talents.

Notable Roles: Dexter, Gone, I, Frankenstein,

The sexiest Serial Killer ever to appear of Dexter, Yvonne Strahovski made that show better for her presence alone.

Here are a few more Straya beauties for you to "admire."


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