April 23, 2016

Our Predictions for Game of Thrones Season 6... and Beyond!

There's no show on TV that gets us more hyped on Sunday nights than Game of Thrones. Season 5 left us, like most people, floored with its finale; Jon Snow is dead? Arya is blind? Is Stannis really dead? What's going to happen to Sansa? The Mountain is alive again? To name a few.

I'm pretty sure that I've got a basic idea of what's going to happen in Season 6 and beyond, although I'm also sure that there will be plenty of things that happen that will shock me, because I really have no idea what's going to happen.

Using our keen group insight though, we've put together a list of some events that we do believe will come to pass this season, and in the final two as well. There's only going to be 8 seasons, you know.

Some of this is bound to sound bat-shit crazy, but that's just how we roll.

POTENTIALLY MASSIVE GOT SPOILERS FOLLOW!!!!! *If we're right, of course.
  1. Jon Snow is dead.
  2. Jon Snow will be resurrected, because he is Azor Ahai, the prince that was promised. "I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R'hllor shows me only snow."- Melisandre.
  3. Having been reborn, the oaths that he took in his former life will not hold, and he will leave the Night's Watch behind, to fulfill his destiny...
  4. ... which is to kill the Night's King, because the leader of the White Walkers is a Stark, and only Stark blood can kill him.
  5. We'll get a flashback to the Tower of Joy, where we'll finally learn that R+L=J. This is almost a given.
  6. Tyrion will set Dany's dragons free, because he's a Targaryen, and can control them. Sound crazy? Maybe, but even Tywin told him "You're no son of mine!" 
  7. Dany will finally stop fucking things up in Mereen, and head for Westeros with her army, which will include the rest of the Dothraki.  
  8. The Hound is alive, and he'll do battler with Ser Robert Strong, who is the resurrected form of his brother, The Mountain. CleganeBowl is coming. Get hype.
  9. The Wall will crumble when the Horn of Winter is blown. The Night's Watch will be no more, and the White Walkers will flood south to destroy mankind. 
  10. Davos will somehow rally support for the Starks, and ride with an army to face the Boltons, and destroy them. 
  11. We also think that Davos will have a shit-load of Dragonglass weapons forged from Dragonstone to fight the White Walkers with.
  12. Sansa will become the Wardeness of the North, and the Queen of Winterfell
  13. Winterfell will be the place where mankind does battle with the White Walkers.
  14. Bran will finally become the bad-ass that he was meant to be, with help from Coldhands. We're pretty sure that he's going to warg into a Dragon at some point.
  15. Arya will become a full-fledged assassin, and kill everyone remaining on her list. Including, we hope, Cersei
  16. Lady Stoneheart will finally appear.  Alright, probably not, but we can hope!
Whatever does actually happen, we're gong to be glued to our TV's for the next 10 Sunday nights, enjoying every bit of it.

Sunday night at 9 P.M. on HBO, y'all. Be there!

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