April 26, 2009

Quick Review: The Seduction of Dr. Fugazzi (2009)

"Dr. Anna Fugazzi seems to have the perfect life, but her deepest, darkest secret is beginning to resurface and only Detective Rowland can bring her back from the edge."

Whoever told October Kingsley that she could act/write/direct/produce lied to her. Her bio on IMDB states: "She has been rated as one of Hollywood's top emerging film producers and actresses" which makes me wonder who writes the bios on IMDB. After reading that flat out lie of a blurb, I'm guessing that they let the talennt do it themselves, because that's the only way it makes sense.
Just stop.
  • Whatever blackmail material the producers of this film have on Faye Dunaway to get her to star in this horrid mess must be some powerful stuff; like her making snuff films with orphans or something.
  • Do you really need an AK-47 to kill a chicken?
  • October Kingsley is a horrible actress. She should also never be let near a pen or camera again either. Also, where are her eyebrows?
  • Troma is capable of WAY better than this.

This movie is about as engaging as the average late night Cinemax skin flick; except that it's worse in just about every way.

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