We've seen them, we don't want to waste time reviewing them, we advise you to skip them.
The Telling- Hef's "Girls Next Door" can't act to save their lives, and this movie is atrocious.
Broken (2007)- This torture porn left me flat. Very disappointing.
Out of the Dark (1989)- "Time for Bobo!" I never thought I'd see the day when a murderous clown wasn't scary at all.
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Another unscary killer clown movie: Drive-Thru.
ReplyDeletePlot Summary from IMDB:Horror gets Super Sized when Horny The Clown, the demonic mascot of "Hella-Burger," starts slashing Orange County teenagers with his meat cleaver from Hell.
Not as good as it sounds unfortunately.