April 12, 2009

April- Week 2; The week in "Do Not Want!"

Just a few bad ones this week...

We've seen them, we don't want to waste time reviewing them, we advise you to skip them.  

The Telling- Hef's "Girls Next Door" can't act to save their lives, and this movie is atrocious.
Broken (2007)- This torture porn left me flat. Very disappointing.  
Out of the Dark (1989)- "Time for Bobo!" I never thought I'd see the day when a murderous clown wasn't scary at all.

Pouty porn star says, "These movies are more painful than DVDA."

1 comment :

  1. Another unscary killer clown movie: Drive-Thru.

    Plot Summary from IMDB:Horror gets Super Sized when Horny The Clown, the demonic mascot of "Hella-Burger," starts slashing Orange County teenagers with his meat cleaver from Hell.

    Not as good as it sounds unfortunately.