April 20, 2009

Quick Review: The Death Factory Bloodletting (2008)

"Death Factory: Bloodletting (Saw meets Hostel) is a horror film about a group of online deviants who are invited to an abandoned factory to witness a "bloodletting", an event displaying the torture and murder of an innocent person. Once inside, they soon realize that they have been lured into a trap by a self-righteous madman who uses the factory and its bloodthirsty inhabitant as his own personal version of Hell."

Combine elements of Feast, The Devil's Rejects and a kiddie pool filled with week-old vomit, and you have Death Factory: Bloodletting. I had high hopes for this one, but it totally failed on too many levels to be redeemable. On the blood and boobs front, it delivers. As far as the script, the acting, the story, the acting, the "edgy" style, the story, and the acting go, this one is a fail.

Hey man nice shot.
  • One character hides a 9mm gun and some extra bullets in her hoo-ha.
  • Were treated to such witty dialogue as "I'm on the rag. Happy trails, fucker!" and "If you try to leave the premisis, you die."
  • The characters are named White Manson, Slutty Baby, Rubber Love, Black Johnson, Gretel and Hansel, The Cock-Master, Massive 9, and Crazy Fucker. Yeah.
  • Looking like Jesus and acting like Charles Manson doesn't make you compelling.

Another nice shot. There was potential here.
Next time maybe try making an effective Horror movie instead of trying to be hip and "on the edge," or whatever the hell it was that the producers trying to do.

Michelle Mousel is a lovely, lovely girl, and we enjoyed her part in this movie.

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