April 9, 2009

Horror Hotties: Danielle Harris

Cute, willing to get naked, sassy, cute, and willing to get naked, Danielle Harris is one of today's truly prolific Horror Hotties. She's the petite, spunky little girl next door that you just can't help but love. You know the one; she borrows smokes from you all the time, makes out with her girlfriends, sleeps with guys who run Horror Blogs... plus, she stars in all kinds of Horror flicks... and is willing to get naked.

So how did it all begin for Danielle Harris?

Well, I'm afraid that it began rather traumatically for her...
We first met her when she played Michael Myer's mentally challenged niece in Halloween 4 & 5. As adorable of a kid as she was, she turned out to be equally as creepy. Determined not to be typecast (at the age of what, 10? lol), she hurriedly left the Horror scene, not to return for over a decade. In all fairness, doing two Halloween flicks could have warped her fragile little mind, so that may have played a part in her decision too.

Why would a little girl not want to do this anymore?
When she found herself starring along side Steven Seagal in one of his shitty movies, she vowed to get herself some better roles. Danielle isn't one to be kept down, and it wasn't long before she was starring in such gems as Don't Touch my Daughter, TV's Growing Pains, and Free Willy... alright, those roles weren't much better...

... but they paid one hell of an allowance!
A bunch of Roseanne's and The Last Boy Scout 's later, she found herself starring in another Horror movie! She played a goth girl in Urban Legend, and one that had the Internets... not everyone had the Internets back in the 90's, you know. She was so avant-garde.

Then guess what happened? She took another 10 year break from Horror movies. *9 years, actually, but close enough.

Remember when everyone had one of those big computing machines?
This time, she returned to the genre with a bang! A naked, naked bang. She starred as Annie in Rob Zombie's Halloween remake, and pretty much rocked it. The whole time she was running from, fighting off, or getting stabbed by Michael Myers, she was naked. What a brave performance.

The floodgates opened for Danielle Harris and her Horror movie career after that, which was something that she had been resisting for more than two decades. Since 2007, she's starred in more that 20 Horror movie and TV projects, and she even directed her first movie, which is of course, a Horror flick.

She started in the genre when she was just a kid, made a solid little career for herself doing mainstream work, and finally said "screw it" and came home to roost. Now, she's a Horror force that can not be stopped! She also grew up hot, which is a big bonus for us.

Now, she kills shit like it ain't no thang.
She's a sexy little powder-keg of Horror Royalty, and she's carrying the torch for us all.... the torch of nakedness and Horror. For that, we must salute her.

Her flicks will be part of many Horror fans movie watching experiences this Halloween and rightly so.


  1. I sit wrong for me to lick my lips??

  2. Nope, it's not wrong at all. Now if you start licking anything else... that might be wrong. Or not.

    Either way, she's hot.

  3. Danielle Harris lost my vote when she turned out to be the biggest diva bitch in the history of the horror convention. Hot, yes. Nice, hardly.

  4. oooh, she was a bitch? That makes her even hotter to me. I love a woman who needs the attitude "taken" out of her.

    Shame she's a bitch. Her H & H2 co-star Scout Compton is pretty nice at least. That I know.

  5. I love Danielle Harris...I don't care what anyone says! Watch this with volume up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ByrcgdhUOg

  6. I think Ms. Harris tooks some time off because someone was stalking her - no I really mean it. Reportedly on E! Truly Hollywood Stories, I believe it was the episode about celebrity stalkers, she was being targeted by an obsessed fan.

  7. The M'hael, you just believe this idiot lionmanes without question??

    I met Daniell Harris and so have many, many, people and she is super-nice and very cool.

    She has a great reputation for being exceptionally nice to her fans.

    Think for yourself and don't take the word of some loser online who has some issues!

  8. Most of the horror stuff she starred in was Z list straight to a small DVD market. And after she was stalked in 1996 she still worked such as DayLight, Urban Legend, Wish Upon a Star. She originally stated she did not want to do horror and wanted to do A list movies and other genre movies and she could not get a break in that, so after being stubborn for so long, she returned to Horror and now trying to save face. She pretty much broke down the Halloween 2007 audition door, and was not even the lead. The only movie to make a full theatrical release was her small support role in Halloween and Halloween 2 , in years, the only to make a full theatrical release. She is not that hot, she is a midget, she is under five feet, she has a big huge waist with small tits, short fat thighs except when she is photoshopped, short arms, and a average face. Even many hollywood execs told her she does not have sex appeal. Especially compared to so many beauties in the business. And I had heard many stores she's a bitch. Make sure to call me a loser now, because you disagree with me and love her, but you're the loser going hay wire over somebody's opinion about a mediocre Z lister.

  9. I PEED in her BUTT once.She is a kinky minx