... and the Hottie's of Horror only made it hotter!
*Note: This was one of the posts that got lost in what we're calling "The great Blogger new-interface scandal of 2012." We had to redo a bunch of posts from scratch, and so here's one of them.
There were plenty of girls to ogle this month, but we finally decided to settle on The Girls of The Cabin in the Woods. Why them, you might ask? Well...
Cabin in the Woods was not only one of the most entertaining flicks we've seen this year, but it was definitely one of the most visually appealing flicks we've seen in a long time. Bloody, nasty, crazy and just mind blowingly "out there" in parts, what this movie offered us was a visual feast of horror goodness; not least of which were the hot chicks that were on parade.
First up is the naughtiest of the Cabin girls, Anna Hutchison. Not only does she do some sexy dancing and sashaying around, but she shows her boobies and straddles a guy, ready to make some bacon. Her defining moment though was what might be one of the strangest "hot" scenes I can ever recall, in which she seductively kisses and licks a wolf's head that is mounted on a wall... it's too odd to explain, you really have to see it for yourself. If you like saucy blondes though, this girl is most def for you.
The hot Kiwi was also a Power Ranger, which isn't necessarily hot, but somehow seems relevant?
|Creepy and dirty, all at once.|
Joss Whedon really likes his strong, bad-ass and mean female characters, doesn't he?
|Fred is caught in the middle of a pimp sandwich!|
She has some pretty hypnotizing eyes, and she can scream and look terrified pretty well, so it's really all a wash.
|Lose the shirt, you'll crawl faster!|
Thank you, Girls of The Cabin in the Woods, for making April a little bit hotter. Maybe next time, lose the clothes though, alrighty? Alrighty.