"A broken heart, a battle axe, a demon and a lesbian ex-fiancée... Jason Parks' life goes from bad to worse as a series of supernatural events turn his dream of reconciliation with ex-fiancée Jasmine into a portal seeking, demon hunting nightmare..."
There's really no reason in the world that we should have ended up liking this movie; it's cheap, cheesy, goofy, and it should have sucked... and yet here we are having enjoyed it, despite it being little more than a C-grade effort. Who woulda thunkit?
Here are 10 reasons that we liked this movie:
|Sapphic love. With this, you can never go wrong.|
|A crazy, rubber Demon.|
|The hot D&D warrior chick that made us fail our saving throw vs. boner.|
|This scene made us LOL.|
|This kid was awesome.|
|"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"|
Dark Rising is available now on DVD and VOD.
Brigitte Kingsley never hurt anyone...