Sub-Genre- Horror comedy/Insect horror
In Attendance- Me and Machine.
Cast Members of Note- Christopher Marquette, Brooke Nevin, Kinsey Packard, and the always cool Ray Wise.
A geeky telemarketing slacker wakes up in a sticky cocoon to find his office overrun with giant beetles. Through his use of keen investigation skills, he discovers that the entire city is pretty much the same way, cocooned and under insect siege.
|That goes way beyond web-eye.|
|Thank you for your boobs. Thank you.|
Again, the dog falls victim to the menace in a Horror movie! Other than Dog Soldiers, I can't remember watching a Horror movie recently where the dog doesn't die a horrible death, or in this case, become a John Carpenter-looking mutoid monster.
|Poor little pooch!|
Excessive vomit, various impalings, bug on human violence, human on human violence, shotgun violence, and all kinds of squished bugs... Grossness abounds in this movie.
We actually get to see a pair of boobs; not the boobs I really wanted to see mind you, but they were still pretty nice.
|"Good god woman, let them breathe!"|
Beetles are filled with yogurt. Also, humeetles scream really loud.
B+ ( 8.5/10) This is a fun little movie that had me laughing the whole time and never got boring or lame. This is NOT a Syfy channel movie, it just happened to premiere on TV is all, so don't let that dissuade you from seeing it. Grab a copy whenever you get the chance, and sit back and enjoy.
Deleted scene, or just a part of a crazy dream I had involving Brooke Nevin, a balance beam, a plunger, and a gimp mask? I'll leave you to decide for yourselves.