"A Bachelorette weekend goes awry when the girls are robbed, stranded, and forced to take shelter in a deserted Mexican resort that is haunted by the unspeakable atrocities of past."
The poster for this movie is totally awesome (though the image is nowhere in the film, not even close), but the movie is total shit. Anyone having anything to do with the making of the movie
Turista's should hunt the makers of this
POS down, and tea-bag them into unconsciousness; not only for ripping them off, but for doing it so poorly.
It's not an exact ripoff, but it comes close enough to ripoff territory before it takes its own turn by introducing the evil motel that makes everyone evil, which makes them eat each other and overact. Seeing that the movie clocked in at a whopping 1 hr, 9 minutes should have been my big clue to stay the hell away.
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| This movie is DOA. |
Since there are so many movies that we verbally abuse after having to endure them (and for good reason), we thought it fair to come up with at least 5 things that were good or decent about the
DO NOT WANT'S of the world. We will use pictures to illustrate said things. So here are 5 positive things about
MOVIE NAME HERE:
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| America Olivo. |
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| Other hot chicks. |
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| What is that crazy doll doing?!? |
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| Even more hot chicks. |
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| The naked musical numbers. |
America Olivo is in this.
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