It's a less than exciting week on the new release front, as most of the week's offerings seem best suited to a VOD rental for us, but hey, we're picky. Besides, the last two weeks of March are where we're going to spend most of our Blu-ray $$$, so we're being frugal until then.
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Don't Go In the Woods, The Fan, and Rabid Grannies are all Cult Classics (to different degrees) that will surely attract niche buyers, but might not be ideal viewing for the average Horror fan. Don't Go In the Woods is a schlocky affair; Bad Grannies is Troma-cheesy; and The Fan is just creepy and nuts. We may actually have to buy The Fan.
Dark Haul is a Syfy movie, so proceed with caution, those of you who don't love the average Syfy cheesefest.
Wolfcop is one of those wacky Horror Comedies that could go either way, and we're hoping that it comes closer to being like Black Sheep than it does Thankskilling. Than again, Thankskilling was pretty damned funny...
That 3-pack with Lovely Molly is interesting, but only because of Lovely Molly.
The Culling, Come Back to Me, and Devil May Call look like they might be enjoyable, for lower-budget flicks.
Evil In the Woods and Teeth & Blood look pretty bad.
It's all a crap-shoot, folks, so roll the dice if you dare!