Release Date: March 20th.
Written by: Al Kaplan, Jon Kaplan, and Jordan Rubin.
Directed by: Jordan Rubin.
Starring: Rachel Melvin, Cortney Palm, Lexi Atknins, Rex Linn, Hutch Dano, Peter Gilroy, Bill Burr and John Mayer. Yes, that John Mayer.
The second you hear the title, you already know whether or not you want to see a movie called Zombeavers. I mean, either evil beaver puppets eating people's faces is your thing, or it isn't, you know?
Zombeavers starts out with two idiots transporting kegs of hazardous waste in an open-bed pickup truck (?!?), when they hit a deer, causing one of the kegs to pop out of the truck and roll into a nearby river. The biohazard keg then floats down the river a spell, shoots some rapids, and eventually comes to rest at a beaver dam, where it sprays its deadly contents all over some onlooking beavers. *That's how they become Zombeavers.
|SOMEONE HAD BETTER SHOTGUN THAT KEG...|
|IT'S NOT DEAD, BECAUSE IT'S UNDEAD!|
It took us reading through the movie's credits on IMDB before we realized that John Mayer was one of the morons in the truck. How he ended up in this movie, we don't know, but his little cameo was amusing as hell.
We also have to say that the Gag Reel at the end was pretty damn funny, and that there's a stinger after the end credits which also made us laugh... and shake our heads.
Come for the crazy premise, stay for the gore and the sexy ladies, and that's that. Enjoy.
|BEAVERS, ZOM OR OTHERWISE, ARE WHY WE'RE HERE.|
|AT LEAST ONE OF THESE GIRLS IS NOT A PRUDE!|
|BAXTER WOKE FROM HIS NIGHTMARE, CONVINCED THAT THE ZOMBEAGLES WERE REAL, AND THAT THEY WERE COMING FOR HIM. SOON.|
|THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.|
|DON'T BE SHY, THE FOREST WON'T JUDGE YOU.|
|SO IS BILL BURR, BUT WE ALREADY KNEW THAT.|
Zombeavers is available now on VOD and in Limited Theatrical Release.
Zombeavers were so hot that we had to give them their own Hottie post! You can check them out HERE.