March 12, 2015

We find no fault with the new San Andreas trailer!
After the infamous San Andreas Fault finally gives, triggering a magnitude 9 earthquake in California, a search and rescue helicopter pilot (Dwayne Johnson) and his estranged wife make their way together from Los Angeles to San Francisco to save their only daughter. But their treacherous journey north is only the beginning. And when they think the worst may be over…it’s just getting started.

*Sorry about the awful pun in the headline. We're drunk.
The new trailer for San Andreas has us all kinds of excited. Not only do we love disaster flicks, but we think that The Rock is one of the best action stars in the world. Add to that the fact that Carla Gugino and Alexandra Daddario are pretty much walking sex-bombs, and you have all the ingredients for a kick-ass time at the movies.

  • If anyone can fight a cataclysmic earthquake and win, it's The Rock.
  • If anyone can drive a boat up a massive tidal wave and come out smiling on the other side, it's The Rock.  
  • Carla Gugino and Alexandra Daddario together in the same film is a bigger seismic event than any earthquake.
  • Why do so many movie trailers lately feature slow, haunting, ethereal cover versions of popular songs? I blame Lana Del Rey. Please stop.

Bring on the mass destruction! San Andreas opens on May 29th.

Alexandra Daddario and Carla Gugino are two of the most gorgeous women on the planet. If you don't agree, then we just don't know who you are anymore.

1 comment :

  1. This film looks incredibly unrealistic. No chopper can lift The Rock.