Monsters in the Woods is the story of a film production crew (out in the woods) who are doing a few re-shoots for an already completed movie. The director thinks the movie is perfect as is, but the Studio wants more sex and blood or his movie will never be released!
So yeah, it's kind of a meditation on the evil Hollywood Exec killing the creative spirit of the Artist, I suppose?
This being the creative spirit? |
When the film crew accidentally kills the director, they decide to finish the re-shoots instead of, I don't know, calling the Police and being glad that they don't have to act in this shitty movie anymore. Yeah. As they try to complete the movie, they are attacked by a pack of "Devil Dogs from Hell" which are spawned by a Vagina Cave. Bravo (Yes, there's a guy named Bravo in the movie), has apparently made a pact with The Devil to kill the film crew and let him take their souls in return for allowing this movie to be made. This crappy, Z-grade movie. Sure.
Then some Angels from Heaven show up and everyone tries to close the Vagina Cave, because it's the entrance to hell.
...and you thought we were kidding. |
At least she finally shut up. |
At least we get some hot chicks to look at throughout the movie. That's something, I guess.
Whatever you do, don't type 'vagina cave' into google image search. That which is seen cannot be unseen.
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