In Attendance- Me, Machine, Chris, Geo, Amanda and Teryn.
Cast Members of Note- The legendary Marilyn Burns and Gunnar Hansen, and the smooth narration talents of John Laroquette.
The guy from Night Court pretty much spells it out for us at the beginning via narration; some dumb kids go poking around on an isolated Texas farmhouse one day, and they piss off the bumpkin cannibals living there, thus sealing their fate. He goes on to say that it's mostly the crippled guy in the wheelchair's fault, since him being so slow and cumbersome basically turned this into a massacre. Good job, Franklin.
The Neighbor. |
Did you have fun snooping around, dummy? |
I won't spoil the ending for you here, but suffice it to say that we get one of the best angry chainsaw-swinging scenes in movie history. *And in all fainess, maybe the only one.
Dance, Leatherface, dance! |
I could talk for hours about the things that make this movie classic, but I have to assume that most people already know all about those things. Leatherface is one of the biggest genre icons of all time, sharing the throne with Jason, Freddy and Michael. He doesn't speak, but his dead skin mask really says all that needs to be said.
It was banned all over the world, condemned by the church, and shook audiences to the core... what more can you really ask for in a Horror Classic?
"Oh hell no, bitch, you on your own!" |
Would you really go in a deserted, old, creepy farmhouse when you heard those pig noises? Me neither. "Hello, you in here? No? Ok then, buh-bye." Then I'd run like a half-witted moron away from the creepy pig noises like a coward. I'd live though. I'd live.
Nope. |
That poor girl... |
"Shut up, you bitch hog!" or Larroquette's famous voice-over "The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
You don't go poking around on people's land. Ever. Also, picking up hitchhikers seldom works out for the best. Especially in Texas.
TCM is without a doubt one of the best Horror films of all time, if not the best. It's sparse, gritty, shocking, nasty, disturbing and dreadful... and as a Horror fan, if you don't own this, you're crazy. If you haven't at least seen this, you're worse than crazy, and need to go and check it out asap.
A+
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is svailablenow on Blu-ray and DVD.
This movie had its fair share of 70's hotness going for it -in the form of Marilyn Burns and Terry McMinn- even if things got way too disturbing to enjoy it in a fun way.
I reviewed "Crocodile" recently (well, a couple of months ago now), which Tobe Hooper also directed.
ReplyDeleteWow, I forgot about crocodile until now :)
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love this movie. When I saw it for the first time I was like 10... yeah... and it scared the shizz out of me. The remake is pretty decent too.
ReplyDeleteAnother one of Tobe Hooper's movie I loved was LifeForce. It made me fearful of naked women as a child.
Thank god I got over that...