Members of Note- A bunch of Italian actors whom I'm not familiar with.
Last House in the Woods is about a bunch of fast-driving Italians, and how they ultimately learn that speed kills. It's also about a house, but that doesn't even really move, so... let's just say that it's about both. Speed, and a house that doesn't move at all. Don't question me.
Basically, a chick dumps her boyfriend, yet decides to give him one last hand-job deep in the forest, and nearly gets raped by three Guido's because of it; thank god a nice (creepy) man with a gun happens by and chases them off, offering to help (kill) the troubled couple, back at his home.
This guy has some issues. |
I won't ruin the ending for you here, but lemme just say that the one guy's fucking goiter explodes all over another guy, and it almost made us hurl.
Rape... rescue... it's all in a days work! |
The gore here is also reminiscent of old Italian Horror flicks, because there is a ton of it, and the filmmakers don't shy away from the violence at all. This movie is rough and visceral, and gore fans should love it.
She's been through a lot, huh? |
Why is a kid eating a human leg? And what's with those teeth?!? And what's with that goiter on the other dudes neck... and why is it exploding in a storm of pus on some guys face?!?!? What in the hell is going on here?!?
Mangia, you little fucking creep! |
That's not what we meant by "disarm" him! |
Swiss Miss is a whore. |
People in Italy drive like assholes. Also, who knew that rapists had the potential to be so helpful?
Crying only makes it worse. |
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Last House in the Woods is available now on DVD and VOD.
I do not trust her. Not at all.
Wasn't a big fan of this one. I did how ever watch "Timber Falls" before and kinda liked it...
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