2012 may not have been the strongest year for the
Horror Genre in recent memory, but at least there was no lack of beautiful girls for we
Horror fans to enjoy.
Around here, we understand that the average
Horror Hottie can breathe life into even the dullest of affairs, or make the best of them even better. They make our eyebrows raise, they make our troubles disappear, they make our hearts feel lighter... which all equates to "They give us the tingles in our pants, and real good like."
Man or woman, sinner or saint, everybody loves the pretty things in life. So let us celebrate those prettiest of things: the
Horror Hotties that came our way in
2012!
Sure, the genre flicks she starred in this year were on the sucky side of things, but my
God, have you seen her? The face, the lips, the dirty pillows...
Alice Eve is so ridiculously hot that we're still not sure how she isn't our
Hottie of the Year. The fact that she starred in a movie called
ATM (misleading title aside) should be enough for her to rule every man's spank-bank for eternity. We love this girl, and we'll take her any way that we can get her, even if it means having to endure some pretty shitty movies.
Our Review of
ATM.
Her
Horror Hottie Post.
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| Jennifer Lawrence: The Hunger Games, House at the End of the Street |
We're pretty sure that the reason that she was voted
2012's Most Desirable Woman in the World was because of her sweaty/wet performance in
House at the End of the Street. The movie may have sucked, but seeing her run around for 90 minutes, all wet in a tank top, was truly
boob-tastic. She is really one of the hottest women alive right now.
Our Reviews of
The Hunger Games,
House at the End of the Street.
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| Caity Lotz: The Pact |
Who in the hell is
Caity Lotz, and where in the hell did she get that ass?
The Pact was good enough on its own, but her freckle-faced cuteness made it that much better. Not only is she smoking hot, but judging by some of the projects she's chosen (
Death Valley,
NTSF:SD:SUV) she's a cool chick with a sense of humor too. Now, she just needs to get naked in a few movies, and
Mankind will be better off for it. We need more from her, and soon.
Our Review of
The Pact.
Her
Horror Hottie Post 1,
Post 2.
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| Kate Beckinsale: Underworld: Awakening, Total Recall |
It's odd to look at this
British tart and think that she's pushing 40, because she's absolutely as hot as most 20-year-olds out there. Maybe she made
a pact with The Devil or something, because seriously, she shouldn't be this good looking anymore. There are few women in
Hollywood that look as good as she does in a tight black bodysuit, and we're honored to have her show up in so many of our beloved genre's movies on a regular basis.
Our Review of
Underworld: Awakening.
Her
Horror Hottie Post 1,
Post 2.
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| Elena Anaya: The Skin I Live In |
The Skin I Live In confused the hell out of us, because on one hand,
Elena Anaya was so hot and so naked in it, that we were instantly enraptured by it all. On the other hand, the fact that she was
***SPOILER*** really a man who was forcibly turned into a woman by a creepy
Antonio Banderas ***END SPOILER*** made us question our boners. We didn't stop having them mind you, our boners, but we did question them. Either way, damn is she gorgeous.
Our Review of
The Skin I Live In.
Her
Horror Hottie Post.
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| India Eisley: Underworld: Awakening |
At just 19-years-old, this girl is so incredibly gorgeous that we shudder to think how hot she'll be when she turns 21... or even 30. Daughter of
Olivia Hussey (
Black Christmas 1974), she definitely helped make the latest
Underworld movie more bearable. More
Horror movies please,
India, the genre needs you. *We almost hesitated to include her on our
Hotties list, because she looks like she's 12, and until recently, we assumed that she was. 18 is our limit, man. We do have (debatable) moral standards, you know.
Our Review of
Underworld: Awakening.
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| Cortney Palm: Sushi Girl, Silent Night |
Now here's a girl that came out of nowhere for us and blew us away with her wonderful ability to be naked on camera.
Cortney Palm seems to have a decent little genre career going for herself, and we're just sorry it too so long for us to discover her.
Sushi Girl is really a great flick, and not just because the
titular character gets buck naked and lets a bunch of guys eat dead fish off of her... although that is an excellent selling point... Ok, you know what, this is a post about hot chicks, so movie quality be damned! The Tits and Ass we're stupendous! Thanks for that,
Cortney. We love girls who aren't prudes.
Our Reviews of
Sushi Girl,
Silent Night.
Her
Horror Hottie Post.
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| Danielle Harris: 90 different movies... |
Is there any other actress who is a more prolific
Horror Hottie than
Danielle Harris is? She's quintessential, even. She's always got 20 different
Horror flicks in various stages of production, and she always looks like a sexy,
slutty smurf. What more can you really ask for from a
Scream Queen? It's hard to believe that she's over 35 year's old now, because she still looks like bad, rebellious
Jailbait, and maybe that's exactly why she endures... She really is one of the genre's all-time greats, and we truly do love her to death. Not literally though. We prefer her alive.
Her
Horror Hottie Post 1,
Post 2.
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| Elizabeth Olsen: Red Lights, Silent House |
She's only been acting for a few years now, but the
Hottest Olsen Sister has already blazed a trail to
Indie Darling status, and she seems to be fine with embracing the
Horror Genre as well. Also, she has some great boobs which she's already shown in all of their splendor. Also, not a bad face either. So, more genre flicks, more boobs, and maybe do some
lesbian stuff soon,
Lizzie. Thanks a lot. Your fans appreciate it.
Our Review of
Red Lights,
Silent House.
Her
Horror Hottie Post.
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| AnnaLynn McCord: Excision |
We found
Excision to be a mixed bag at best, but there's no denying the quality of
AnnaLynn's performance, or her hotness... although, she was made to look really ugly in the movie, so it's odd how she's one of our favorite
Hotties of the Year because of said movie. Maybe it's her ability to commit to being ugly that made her so hot to us? Anywho, girl is bangin', and we're talking
Model Quality here, so it's all good.
Our Review of
Excision.
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| Amanda Seyfried: Gone |
Lots of people hated
Gone and thought that it was one of the worst movies they'd seen in a long time, but we didn't hate it at all. It's true that we think
Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest girls alive, and that her boobs make any film instantly more watchable, but
Gone was really not that bad. Did we mention how hot
Amanda and her boobs are? Because, she's hot, man. Go watch her in
Chloe, and tell us that she's not; we'll name you liar if you do!
Our Review of
Gone.
Her
Horror Hottie Post.
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| Ania Bukstein: Rabies |
Here at the end of part one of our
Hottie celebration, the top half, we'd be remiss not to mention this hot
Russian beauty. Not only is
Rabies (
Kalevet) one of the best Horror flicks of
2012, but it boasts some truly hot chicks, including the insanely hawt
Ania Bukstein. She kinda looks like a
Russian Sex Robot in the picture above, but that's alright because the world needs more
Sex Robots,
Russian or not, don't you agree? See the flick and enjoy the chick, because it's like a double treat.
Our Review of
Rabies.
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