Where does this shit come from? I know that I probably couldn't make a better
Horror flick with $8 and a cellphone cam (which is probably what they used), but come on! I swear in an early scene, they tried to do a quick-cut scare thing, but it looked like the
Vampire coughed!
And what is with the crappy music video's/interviews/concert footage inter-cut with the movie... ugh. It was basically a music showcase with a few scenes of
Vampire crap thrown in. Really. And what's the deal with
Linnea Quigley? One of the all-time great
Scream Queens, and she's relegated to starring in shit like this? She deserves better.
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| Poor Linnea... |
The wannabe
Suicide Girls were at least kinda hot in that special way that only bi, tatted,
Trailer Park-dwelling chicks can be. In other words, they're dirty and you know anything goes with them. You know the kind; they go online and make up screen names like
Mandy Mayhem or
Amber Anarchy and put a little trademark symbol next to it, and act like they're famous? Yeah. Them.
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| Just stop. |
This movie was a complete mess that played like a painfully bad, 80-minute long music video. Run as fast as you can from this movie, and don't ever look back.
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| Adam Ant's gay Vampire brother says: "This shit was worse than my brother's music!" |
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