Sub-Genre- Italian Zombie!
In Attendance- Me, The Vanilla Gorilla, Eryn, and Nick.
Cast Members of Note- Karin Well, Antonella Antinori, Anna Valente, and the utterly creepy Peter Bark.
Three couples and a creepy little kid that looks like he's in his 40's, head to a remote country estate to have a wild weekend of sex, creepy incest, and sex. Unfortunately for them, a bunch of rotted old Zombies decide to rise from the grave and join in the party, adding flesh eating to the whole incest and sex thing.
|He's cute right? Go ahead and tuck him in. Go on...|
|"Were coming, were coming. God, just relax... even more than you already are."|
|They spelled prophecy with an "f"... LOL!|
Alright, so this is an early 80's Italian Horror flick... You have to expect lame/funny dubbing, ridiculous and nonsensical plot elements, and and ending that will literally make you say "huh?!?" The payoff though is in what you get in return; tons of gore, some bad ass visuals, hot and slutty chicks that get naked often, and some messed up plot elements that will make you say "WTF?!?" They don't make 'em like this anymore folks.
Is it too much of a stretch to suggest that you grab the car keys and drive off... in one of the three cars sitting outside? How about running? Maybe you could do that while the flesh eating zombies are shambling towards you. Then again, you just standing there saying "What's going on?" gives me reason to yell at the screen, I guess.
|Just sit there and stare... don't run or anything.|
|Yes, that really happened.|
It's an Italian Horror film from the early 80's, you know you get some quality boobs and butts!
|Yes, we censored the boob. Kids and all, you know?|
Early 80's Italian Zombies have no equal, for better or worse. Also, kids shouldn't try to penetrate their mothers. Not ever.
Despite being ridiculous on many levels, this is one of the best Zombie movies ever. The look of the Zombies, coupled with the Italians love of over the top gore and bad dubbing, make this one a must see. Go buy it, you'll probably find it on the cheap.
|Fact: Zombies enjoy gardening. This picture is obviously proof of that.|