In Attendance- Me, The Vanilla Gorilla, Eryn, and Nick.
Cast Members of Note- Karin Well, Antonella Antinori, Anna Valente, and the utterly creepy Peter Bark.
|He's cute right? Go ahead and tuck him in. Go on...|
|"Were coming, were coming. God, just relax... even more than you already are."|
|They spelled prophecy with an "f."|
Alright, so this is an early 80's Italian Horror flick... You have to expect lame/funny dubbing, ridiculous and nonsensical plot elements, and an ending that will literally make you say "huh?!?" The payoff though is in what you get in return; tons of gore, some bad-ass visuals, hot and slutty chicks that get naked often, and some messed up plot elements that will make you say "WTF?!?"
They don't make 'em like this anymore folks. For shame.
|All he really wants is a kiss...|
|Just sit there and stare... don't run or anything.|
|Yes, that really happened.|
|Yes, we censored the boob. Kids and all, you know?|
|Yeah you creepy fucker, I'm talking to you!|
Burial Ground is available now on DVD.
|Fact: Zombies enjoy gardening. This picture is obviously proof of that.|
|Yes, this the kid is trying to bang his own Mother... and she's letting him.|
|Just walk slowly forward. They won't catch you!|