Poor Billy is only tying to find someone who will listen to him; too bad he wasted his time on those snotty sorority girls... because they don't seem to care at all! Every time he calls and tries to pour his heart out to them, they laugh and hang up on him and just won't listen. That obviously means that they have to die.
|Billy 'bout to kill some bitches.|
Far be it from me to spoil the what happens for you here, but suffice it to say that there's a dead bitch in the attic, and her cat is a total asshole.
|See, this is why I hate cats... She's dead, asshole. Go feed yourself!|
This film is not only a Horror Classic, but it was also groundbreaking when it was released; it was one of the first slasher movies ever made; it used the "the calls are coming from inside the house" gag years before When a Strangers Calls did; and it was one of the first movies to show us the action from the killer's POV. This movie deserves to stand alongside Halloween as one of the best slasher films ever, although it tends to be a footnote when the two are discussed. Shame, that.
|Merry last Christmas ever!|
|Turns out it's not that kind of Black Christmas, after all...|
|Everyone is on the phone in this movie.|
|She must have died mid-Christmas Carol.|
|"But... but I'm a townie!"|
|"You want us to leave now? Alright, we're on our way upstairs!"|
Black Christmas is available now on Blu-ray and DVD.
Olivia "the" Hussey and Margot "crazy as fuck" Kidder are in this, and both are looking rather 70's hot.