First off, let me say this: not liking this movie does not mean that "I don't get it." The only thing worse than the "that's your opinion" argument is the old tried and true "you just didn't get it" BS. Good things have bad qualities, bad things have good qualities; you can be receptive to those, but it doesn't change what something truly is.
This movie plays like one big music video aimed at teenagers, and I really think the teenage demo will like it. It doesn't take an attention span or brain power to endure
Detention, and on top of that it's slick and flashy as hell. Some people will truly love it.
It took us about 10 minutes of enduring the movie's constant barrage of clever references and winks to say "alright, you're really clever, and you know you are, and now you know that we know, so please stop using every single scene to remind us of that, over and over again."
We get it already.
We just don't want to.
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Dane Cook is never the solution. Never. |
Detention starts out as a self-aware satire, turns into a
Slasher flick, then becomes a teen comedy, then it becomes a drama before turning into a time-travel movie. Then it becomes a sequel to
Freaky Friday, and eventually rolls back to being a
Horror movie, all the while being the bastard child of a bunch of other movies and genres. It's like the annoying embodiment of
Juno got gang-banged by
Scott Pilgrim,
Donnie Darko,
Dane Cook,
The Breakfast Club,
Scream,
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and
Freaky Friday, while
Diablo Cody videotaped it all. Then, the tape goes in a blender, gets mixed up real good, poured back out, re-formed into usable film again, and is screened through an
MTV filter. Actually, this movie is a lot like an
MTV original movie, though it's not quite up to the quality of the
Footloose remake.. or that shitty-looking
Katy Perry travesty that's currently in
Theaters.
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Don't give me that look, Spencer Locke, you know I'm right. |
Everything that happens in this movie is just too confused and senseless; like "
Diablo Cody wrote this on meth" confused and senseless. There's not anything to concentrate on here, because the movie is basically one 90's reference after another, intermingled with overtly witty dialogue and tons of plot elements that make little sense, and I'm not even adding the time-traveling bear and body switching absurdity into that equation. It's a garish mess.
Detention starts off fun and interesting, but the novelty wears off really, really quick. Let me put it like this: I imagine that
Detention will be loved in
Japan. Ever see some of the wacky, crazy, insane, zany, senseless shit that becomes crazy popular over there? This is just like that.
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Poor Peeta. |
It's like that scene in
Lost in Translation where
Bill Murray appears on the
Japanese talk show, "
Matthew's Best TV Hit", and the host is all dressed crazy and dancing around like he's all drunk on sake, and these computer generated hearts appear in mid-air and the host blows kisses at the camera... and all the while
Bill Murray is sitting there like "what in the fuck is going on right now?"
It's like that.
The movie did have a few bright spots; it's a nice looking flick, the music is pretty rad, and it had a good cast.
Josh Hutcherson was actually pretty solid in this, even without anything solid to work with. I also gotta hand it to the director; he made a pretty sharp looking movie on the cheap, which is no easy feat. That much I have to give him.
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Detention is an annoying, pointless and confusing flick that lacks any semblance of focus whatsoever. Aside from it looking sharp and a few of the actors being decent in it, I can't see any way that we could look someone in the eye and say "yeah, you should totally see this one." We've been dying to see this movie since last year, and now that we have, it really makes us question our "this looks awesome!" barometer.
We get it, we just really don't like it.
Not even the hotness of
Spencer Locke could salvage the experience of watching this movie for us. Good try though,
Spencer. We appreciate the effort.
Shame, I was actually looking forward to giving this a spin. I've discovered, however, that our opinions pretty well coincide, although I do occasionally like movies you slate.
ReplyDeleteSaw it last night, and it definitely was a mess - a big, but enjoyable one. I liked it, because it made fun of most stereotypical teen characters in a cruel way. The direction was ALL OVER THE PLACE, but I still liked its quirkiness.
ReplyDeleteYeah Nebular, I know that some people will just love it for the quirk of it all.
ReplyDeleteIt did have its merits in odd ways.
Nico, you may never like a movie that we slate...never! :)
ReplyDeleteI heard a lot of people didn't really like this film but I still wanted to check it out!
ReplyDeleteDo it, Queen, you may get something out of it. You never know.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was hilarious. Laughed all the way through. Maybe you were just in a bad mood? Girlfriend dump you maybe?
ReplyDeleteNope, no bad mood, no being dumped, just a shitty movie.
ReplyDeleteworth watching?
ReplyDeleteZombies, if you like movies like "Scott Pilgrim Saves the World" then yes, it may be worth watching for you.
ReplyDeleteI hated it. You may love it.
If you're that curious, just give it a go.
how can a movie with so many things happening be so boring?
ReplyDeletei liked scott pilgrim,didn't like this one.
hello all, im jenna. this movie was very funny and suspenseful. it had a kind of twilight zone feel to it. it is it similar to dreams i have. where i go from one topic to the next.i loved this movie completely. i watched it 2ice already. definitely will again sometime soon, its just that kind of movie. i loved the mixed up strangeness of it all.
ReplyDeletealso the fact that it was so funny.