... let's pay tribute to all things love by taking a quick gander at some horror flick romances that captured our hearts. Some of the love stories that follow are a bit unconventional to say the least, but who are we to judge? Let's just celebrate amore' and leave the fact that every one of them is creepy out of it.
|Who doesn't think raping a hot dead chick is romantic? You? Well then, don't watch Deadgirl, because, that's pretty much what the movie is about. That, and love.|
|She's talking about her penis, Oskar, because she's got one. Gives a whole new meaning to the title Let the Right One In, doesn't it?|
|Jennifer's Body was truly an awful movie, but the sex scene between Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox did make us believe in love again.|
|Mmm, Mom. Yes, Sleepwalkers went there.|
|Ron Jeremy's man hammer loved everyone in the movie One -Eyed Monster; in fact, it detached itself from his body and went on a porn-whore rape spree.|
|I'm not even touching this one. Labyrinth.|
|Fred the head from Macabre... and yes, she really did make love to his rotting head... er, gave him head? Say what you will, but you can't question hear heart.|
|Dr. Sheep Fu**er gave Snowy the old rugger bugger in Black Sheep, and she liked it! It really was true love, although it was just a baaaaaaaad situation all the way around.|
That's it for this year's Valentine's Day Massacre, and look, you all survived. Now I hope whoever is ending me wet leather gloves that smell like pickles will stop, because, VD is over. Also, it's really creepy.