Beneath the Darkness is the story of a gang of dumb kids that break into Dennis Quaid's house, because they think he's creepy and up to no good. or that he has ghost roommates or something. Either way, they break in, Quaid gets his creep on and kills one of the kids, and the rest of the kids set out to prove that he's a murdering fuck. And also creepy.
All teenagers do a little B&E from time to time. |
For an audience to feel terror, don't the antagonists have to pose some danger to the protagonists? Re-writing half of this script and adding in some actual Horror elements would have made this a decent effort, and maybe even good one.
And that ending... well, we lol'd.
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I'm pretty sure Aimee Teegarden's lips are made from sin and dreams. Also, so are her boobs. She's a serious Hottie, though she seems to be one of those actresses destined to play it safe, because you know, they think they're artists or something. She may well be an arteest, but listen, you're only young and hot once babe, so make dirty hay while the pervy sun shines, alright? They're only tits, so unleash them and maybe win an award for service to mankind, or something.
We hate to be so harsh on our boy Dennis Quaid, but this movie just left us cold, and not just because it's the middle of Winter. It really did feel like a Made for TV movie, and that's a shame. Give it a rent if you like mild, by-the-numbers Teen Trouble movies, but don't say we didn't warn you.
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Aimee Teegarden is shedding her baby fat and fast becoming a true Hottie. We have to admit though, we never found her baby fat not hot. Maybe it's our fetish.
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