Day 20- Wednesday, October 20th

#57- Cold Storage (2008)

Like a poorly made TV movie of the week, Cold Storage has some decent elements about it, but in the end it's just slow and plodding, and not enough of anything interesting to make it necessary viewing. Joellle Carter is one of the movie's bright spots, as we already love her from her work in TV's Justified. Nick Searcy is good too, though he doesn't have a very tight script to work with. This one fell way flat.
 #58-Big Tits Zombie (2010)

What a ridiculous mess. I was thinking maybe it would be along the lines of Tokyo Gore Police; plenty gratuitous violence, some gratuitous nudity, maybe some crazy combination of both (naked Zombie fighting.) But no. All I got was plenty of gratuitous stupidity and a 73 minute headache. Also, 73 minutes of my life are now gone, and they aren't coming back anytime soon. Misleading title, annoying Japanese humor, hot chicks who don't get naked near enough, and plenty of sub-par manga crap... I shoulda skipped it.
 #60- Sculpture (2010)

Had I known this was one of those cheesy looking soft core Porn types of movies, I would have skipped it. I guess seeing the name Misty Mundae should be the only clue I needed, as she's pretty much the queen of soft core Porn, and not much else. That's no knock on you Misty, you look great naked, but get in some better movies, would ya? Anyway, this is one of those cheapo movies that feels like it should be on Cinemax at 2 a.m. sandwiched between Bikini Car Wash Massacre 3 and Tigers in Lipstick. I'm all for tits and ass, but they have to come along with a decent movie, especially when you're calling it Horror. Movies like this have their fan-base and surely have their place, but it's just not in my DVD player.
 #61- Tremors (1990)- (FULL REVIEW HERE)

I needed a pallet cleanser after the last three movies I (we) had to endure, so I grabbed this and threw it in, before I sunk into a "too much crappy Horror" depression. You should all know Tremors well, and most, if not all of you, should love it. For those of you that have no clue what this movie is, click the full review link above and learn something!

That's 61/100 movies watched so far, so we had better get back to it... I swear, no more crappy movies or else...