November 2, 2008
Carissa Capobianco- A future Horror Hottie?
Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part, and any other straight male who saw Dance of the Dead, but horror could sure use more of Carissa Copacabana.
1- She's obviously cute; She could so be the final girl in many a horror movie, using her virginal adorableness to rise above the rest of the slutty chicks in the movie to survive, and very possibly be in the sequel.
2- She appears to enjoy wearing cheerleader outfits; So obviously, she's a bit freaky? Sweet she may be, but she could certainly play the evil slutty chick with ease... Smoking, drinking, acting catty, sleeping around and getting what she deserves in the end.
3- She really should get naked; Don't be a prude Carissa, they're only boobs. Plenty of Horror Hotties have become legends just by showing the twins now and then. And the booty. And doing lesbian shower scenes.
4- She looks good covered in blood; Sure that sounds pretty creepy, but isn't that a prerequisite for being a hot horror chick? Yes it is, so don't judge me.
She was pretty good in Dance of the Dead, both acting wise and Hotness wise, so we as a fan base must demand more. Lifetime movies about slutty teenagers are great and all, but what can you really accomplish on Lifetime? Ask Meredith Baxter Birney about that Carissa, she's in every other one of their movie, and guess what, she's not naked in any of them! Don't let us down Carissa!