In Attendance- Me, Geo, Chris, Christian and Machine.
Cast Members of Note- The yummy Denise Richards, The yummy (X2) Marley Shelton, Katherine Heigl's boobs, and the guy who played Angel.
|Thank god Angel is here. His "sexy" will save you!|
Years later, all of the kids are grown up and still assholes, even the fatty (who is now mostly cute.) Of course they're all still friends, because it moves the plot along far easier that way. When they start to disappear and then show up dead, they all start to worry. "OMG, who is killing us! And like, why and stuff!" Yep, turns out the world is a better place without them anyhow.
|Kill the other bitches, Marley!|
Someone was wronged/humiliated/mutilated/killed in the past, and years later all of the people who wronged/humiliated/mutilated/killed said victim are all still in contact with one another... The victim, now a revenge-seeking maniac, returns to even the score... The "bad" people are all shallow, pathetic, no one-will-miss-them type yuppies... One by one, the "bad" people are picked off, oblivious to what's truly happening until the third reel of the film starts... Then, the Final Girl is left to face off with the killer, and that's when the "shocking" reveal happens... Then the final twist/shock/jump/ oh-my-God moment happens, and the credits roll.
|At least there was eye candy...|
|Then again, dummies like this whore-in-a-hot tub don't care as long as he's cute.|
|Just... just... move your hand!!!!|