What a great gathering of hotness; a decent remake with a great/hot cast... sadly they don't get naked, but they still make us smile as they die!
1- Hottest of them all is Michelle Trachtenberg. Me, her, 12 lbs. of fruit roll-ups, and a hairless kitten with no teeth... nevermind.
She's come a long way from Harriet the Spy and Eurotrip; in fact, she is one good teen lesbian movie away from being considered a saint.
2- Lacey Chabert is next. From little pest on Party of Five, to total hotness, were very proud of her. She needs a good lesbian role too. Also, a spanking.
3- Mary Elizabeth Winstead... What can you say about her other than "Love is that hole too."
4- Were not even done yet! Crystal Lowe is a little hottie, although she's lesser known than the others. She likes to get naked in everything she's in though, and that proves her to be classy enough for this blog.
5- Last but not least, is Katie Cassidy. Not only is she David Cassidy's daughter, she's apparently a little naughty. At least that's my guess from this picture.
So thanks a bunch Black Christmas (2006)... we owe you one. Or ten.
1 comment:
Oh my god, yes. I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought the movie was salvaged by the fact that you can masturbate furiously at any given moment, because there's going to be a purebread hottie on screen at any given time.
Personally, my favorite is Michelle Trachtenberg, and Euro Trip was hilarious by the way tough guy. Oh Michelle, as I assume you read our blog, because we're kind of a big deal.. Let me just say that if you ever feel the need to get humped furiously by an overweight hairy Irish-American man who's hung like an infant bull, then holla atcha boi.
Jesus Christ, the things I would do if not for that stupid Protection Order.
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