August 23, 2008
Horror Hotties- The Girls of Black Christmas (2006)
What a great gathering of hotness; a decent remake with a great/hot cast... sadly they don't get naked, but they still make us smile as they die!
1- Hottest of them all is Michelle Trachtenberg. Me, her, 12 lbs. of fruit roll-ups, and a hairless kitten with no teeth... nevermind.
She's come a long way from Harriet the Spy and Eurotrip; in fact, she is one good teen lesbian movie away from being considered a saint.
2- Lacey Chabert is next. From little pest on Party of Five, to total hotness, were very proud of her. She needs a good lesbian role too. Also, a spanking.
3- Mary Elizabeth Winstead... What can you say about her other than "Love is that hole too."
4- Were not even done yet! Crystal Lowe is a little hottie, although she's lesser known than the others. She likes to get naked in everything she's in though, and that proves her to be classy enough for this blog.
5- Last but not least, is Katie Cassidy. Not only is she David Cassidy's daughter, she's apparently a little naughty. At least that's my guess from this picture.
So thanks a bunch Black Christmas (2006)... we owe you one. Or ten.