Cast Members of Note- The awesome Christopher George, and his wife Linda Day George.
Humpty Dumpty while putting together a jigsaw puzzle... isn't that every young boy's idea of fun? Wasn't it yours? No, it wasn't mine either, so I'm glad this annoying little kid's puzzle is a picture of a nude chick, which at least makes the whole thing a little less lame. Of course when his mom catches him whacking off to his dirty puzzle, she proceeds to smack him and call him filthy and stupid, and in turn he kills her and saws her into Pieces. Bitch had it coming!
|"I told you not to Jazzercise, bitch!"|
|What's in the bag? Pieces.|
It's a hell of a watch for Slasher fans, especially those who have good senses of humor.
This is the 2nd to last film that great Christopher George made before his death in 1983. The man was awesome, starring in such genre greats as Pieces, Mortuary, Graduation Day, The Exterminator, Enter the Ninja, and one of my personal faves, The Gates of Hell. We truly do love and miss that guy, and the coolness that he brought to each of his roles.
|Christopher George was certainly a head of his time. Zing!|
|This kid REALLY loves his porn.|
|You gotta love it.|
|Censored: for your un-pleasure.|
|No sense AT ALL!|
Pieces is a trashy, fun, bloody, exploitational mess of a Horror flick... but it's also a pretty bad movie in general terms... which makes it even better. I say see it for the blood and gore, and have fun with it. Beware the cheese factor though.
Pieces is available on Blu-ray and DVD now.
Christopher George was a Horror movie pimp... and he was from our neighborhood! *Detroit, represent.
|Rest in peace, good sir.|