Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies gives you the impression that some wacky, flesh-eating hi-jinks are in store, and that you're probably going to be in for a stupid good time.
Or so you'd think.
We really thought that we'd be getting something along the lines of the Dead Snow flicks with this one; you know, some clever lines, some inappropriate humor, plenty of awesome gore... but alas, this snowy Euro zombie flick is no Dead Snow.
Not even close.
|YEAH. YOUR BOYFRIEND SCARRED THAT POOR GIRL FOR LIFE.|
|IF SHE FLEW THEM THERE, THEN WHO MADE OFF WITH THEIR HELICOPTER?|
|THE DANCE SCENE.|
There are also no zombies wearing lederhosen in this movie, which was a bummer.
I liked the cast, especially the super cute Gabriela Marcinková. That's something, I guess.
Look, this is a valiant little effort that just isn't particularly funny or even remotely scary. If this movie had come out, say, 15 years ago, and we hadn't seen the same thing done better so many times over that same span, it would have probably amused us more. It had its moments, but it had plenty of swings and misses as well.
|THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH OUR REACTION TO THIS MOVIE.|
|SWISS MISS HAS HAD A ROUGH LIFE.|
Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies is available now on VOD.
Gabriela Marcinková is one Czech beauty who we need to see more of.