Kirby Bliss Blanton in it. It also had a pretty interesting concept going for it, and we dug the trailer too, so it's not like we only watched it because it has one of our favorite modern day Hottie's in it or something.
Although, that's not an entirely bad reason to check out a movie either. After all, that's what fandom is all about, even if that fandom is based on illicit things that run through our mind every time we see a particular actress.
We're only human folks, don't judge us.
|DON'T WORRY, BABY, IT ONLY HURTS THE FIRST TIME.|
|"OH MY GOD, I CAN SEE FOREVER!"|
|NOT ALL OF THEM MAKE IT.|
It was fun and thrilling in a way to watch the characters try to escape their fates, even if you know that all but one or two of them were most likely going to die, because this is a Horror flick, and people need to die.
On the flip side, the script is pretty shallow, offering very little in the way of character development, and it's a bit over-complicated at times as well. The CGI snow wasn't fooling anyone either.
And the way they handled the killer, and their motivation, in this film left something to be desired too. Not only are they "revealed" far too late, but their motivation for killing everyone is just over-convoluted, and it didn't have enough depth and backstory to make it impactful like it should have been.
|DON'T DESPAIR, LEAD HOTTIE, IT WASN'T ALL BAD.|
|WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH THAT?|
|"UM, EXCUSE ME... MY BOOBS ARE DOWN THERE!"|
Tell Me How I Die is available now on VOD.
Virginia Gardner is new by us, but we like what we see so far. Also, Kirby Bliss is our boo.